Cat with his own tiny helmet on a construction site!

(via Cat_The_Most)

i don’t want a job i just want to order stuff online

Via @korvys​ (Twitter)

I’m glad humans evolved to Boop the Snoot for Good Luck.

glowing as though holy

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platypus

An ordinary platypus?

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pErRy tHe pLaTyPuS?!

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platypus

An ordinary platypus?

_/-\_ –[• _ _ ]__

pErRy tHe pLaTyPuS?!

Leaving 2019 vs Entering 2022

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

And god bless every single one of them

thirsty boy

“Found a tiny danger noodle in need of assistance 🐍”

(Source)

I love humans

For anyone else wondering how they did this

On the one hand this seems to be a lovely person and I’m so happy Emily Spinach was saved, but on the other hand I cannot overstate how clear it is that OP is not from Australia. 

what a week huh?

I think I will remember the week of Nov 3rd, 2020 for the rest of my goddamn life.

@hugglepugg