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cass

@cassadillarex / cassadillarex.tumblr.com

||they/them|| certified simp :) cassadillarex on twitch <3
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thoughtkick
“How do you know someone is for you? They bring peace you haven’t found anywhere else. They support your effort. They water your growth.”

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part one of my shotgunning a monster (for my friends)

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Cool DreamSMP related things that people might not know. This is based on what people say and see on streams about their character. It can be a headcanon they like and decided to make canon or if they said something multiple times I'm classing it as canon.

Punz said his character has no gender and when speaking uses mostly they/them and sometimes he/him but said he doesn't mind going by non binary if it's easier for people however he does prefer no gender.

The egg is coded to regen itself from explosions and has a defence mechanism using crying obsidian.

Punz flirts with Sam Nook

Quackity ate Schlatt's heart

Bad and Skeppy are life linked which is why the Egg mainly targets Bad

Fundy is trans

Puffy goes by all pronouns and prefers her children to call her dad, father or papa.

Skeppy has drank prime church bath water

Connor was the first person to see Glatt as he saw him on his first day which was also Schlatt's final and Glatts first.

Austin is canonically dead

Ponk canonically stole the prison keycards from Sam by stealing them mid loving sesh

Snapchat, Reddit, Twitter and Facebook are all canon in the DreamSMP

MCC, MCM, PPS, DNDNight and Manhunt are all canon.

Phil isn't immortal he's just very old and hasn't lost his canon life

Foolish drank Skeppy bath water

Ranboo's pig and llama are boyfriends

Ponk has lost both legs and 1 arm

No matter what amour you have if you hit the egg you lose 3 hearts

Punz and Sapnap are brothers. They've not made it clear if it's biological or adopted but they've both said they're brothers.

Wilbur is Phil's only canonical son.

Punz and Dream still have the deal of Punz pretending to betray Dream.

The only straight relationship on the server between humans was Mexican Dream and Mamacita but now one is dead (also not sure if dating a version of yourself makes you straight I'm sure there's a name for it). Meaning that the DreamSMP has no canonical straight couple that are both human.

Ant is just a giant cat with 9 lives.

Bad can canonically do magic. (His excuse for using op and changing disguses)

They all have canonical heights like Foolish being fucking tall and Skeppy being footrest height(which I choose to ignore out of spite. I also choose to ignore the ages that Wilbur claimed.)

Ponk is possessed by a Dreamon which is thought to be why the Egg doesn't affect him like it does with everyone else.

Tubbo voted for Coconut 2020

Hbomb is canonically an alcoholic who in his free time is Fundy's catmaid, Foolish's, Tubbo's, Niki's and Ranboo's manager

Jack only voted for Schlatt because he was promised Kool-aid fountains

Drista is canonically the devil

Jack and Niki have both canonically been to hell, Jack returning gave him 3 more lives, Niki's is unknown for now

George started the disc war by pranking Ponk who tried to prank him back but got Sapnap instead which is the origins of the disc war

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thesolferino

•┈┈┈••✦ wanna know (a secret)?

⤷ corpse husband x female!reader.

— social media au.

summary: corpse is madly in love with his best friend and roommate. his best friend and roommate is madly in love with him. naturally, neither of them think the feeling is reciprocated - because you’re stupid when you’re in love - and when y/n resorts to ignoring her feelings and trying to find somebody else, corpse doesn’t take that very well.
alternatively: a best friends to lovers!au.

masterlist:

  1. part ONE.
  2. part TWO.
  3. part THREE.
  4. part FOUR.
  5. part FIVE.

(more to be added later.)

note: this is my first corpse story, and also first au i’ve ever posted on tumblr so go easy on me 😭 that being said i hope you enjoy, and if by chance you find this au, you can send me an ask and i’ll add you to the taglist!)

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spooky-muldy

I’m obsessed with the idea of Rossi not knowing what happened before he rejoined the team

Rossi: be careful, if you’re not you might end up dying or dead

Reid: eh, it’s not as bad as people think it is

Rossi: w h a t

Or just the idea that this beanpole genius kid who won’t ever shut up has killed unsubs with barely any hesitation.

Rossi, after seeing Reid shoot someone: holy shit, the kid killed someone? Is he okay?

Hotch, not even looking up from his phone: It’s not the first time he’s done it

Rossi: w h a t 

Just imagine how funny it’d be

Rossi, seeing Reid in the morning: Kid, you look like you live off of meth and coffee

Reid: Meth? One addiction was enough for me

Rossi, trying to comprehend what’s being implied: … what the fuck happened to you

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zackreid
Spencer: and if you're gonna call me a boy you better put pretty in front of it, wack ass hoe... my way, my way or the highway.
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