WOW
I love this
Amazing
WOW
I love this
Amazing
HIS DAD IS A DITTO
I AM NOT OKAY *SOBS*
My heart
Viviabisvisbibi OMG……… MY HEART
Strike me the fuck down!
is…..is that the new wood hammer animation?
they’re fucking dead and you’re wondering about the new wood hammer animation
HE MURDERED HIS OWN CHILD
“ cant make an omelette without breaking a few eggs”
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
WHAT
???
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
WHAT HOW
I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?
oh?
OH
#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible
nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST
gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH
I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE
THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF
you’re shitting me
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-
i wanna see what happens
it looks fun i guess
I summon the ask god to my inbox
Yeet, it works
If this works I’ll I will never doubt tumblr again
this better work
i swr if this works imma scream
I swear
Seems legit
no one else gets one.
I’m crying.
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
This gives me great joy
It’s back!
My favourite internet video ever.
By Mallory Ortberg on The Toast
MONK #1: do birds have meetings MONK #2: absolutely they have a Meeting Hat and everything MONK #1: what do they have meetings about MONK #2: mostly who gets to wear the meeting hat
MONK #1: do human women sleep in beds or– MONK #2: no that’s dogs you’re thinking of MONK #1: right right
MONK #1: what part of the knight do fish go on MONK #2: the head MONK #1: thanks MONK #2: oh absolutely no problem at all MONK #1: both lying flatwise across the head, or…? MONK #2: no one on each side like ears MONK #1: ok great
MONK #1: so when a dog and a bird make out MONK #2: right MONK #1: it’s usually the bird that’s on top right? MONK #2: yeah usually MONK #1: great
MONK #1: hey is it owls or people that live in caves and build fires? MONK #2: owls
MONK #1: hey roughly what size are sparrows MONK #2: mm it kind of depends MONK #1: like AS big as a tree or not quite as big as a tree? MONK #2: oh pretty much the same size as a tree
MONK #1: can cows sail boats? MONK #2: hahaha no common misconception they have to put wheels on the boat and roll it over land
MONK #1: what do birds eat MONK #2: other birds mostly MONK #1: like different kinds of birds, or something else MONK #2: no birds only eat exactly the same kind of birds that they are
MONK #1: what kind of bird tucks people into bed at night usually I mean MONK #2: any bird any kind of walking bird MONK #1: and when it tucks you in, people usually look… MONK #2: incredibly worried it’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in
MONK #1: ugh sorry to bother you again MONK #2: no no its fine this is what i’m here for what is it MONK #1: what part of a goat is a snail again like the front end or the back end MONK #2: what part do you feel like should be the snail part MONK #1: the back part? MONK #2: you shouldnt doubt yourself you know more about goats than you give yourself credit for
MONK #1: what usually rides horses like people or– MONK #2: fire
Tbh this is the funniest post on this dumb website
“It’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in.”
so cute 😻😹(x)
Barbarian
Cleric
Druid
Fighter
Paladin
Ranger
Sorceror
Wizard
Rogue
Monk
Bard
Death Knight
Demon hunter:
Soulbinders
Horizon Walkers
Witch Slayer
Vikings
Revolutionaries.
Kineticists (Hydro)
Which of you smarty pants can figure out this limerick?!
( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 92 + 0 .
A dozen, a gross and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Equals nine squared and not a bit more
WE HAVE A WINNER LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
I got this guys.
The early ‘90s, apparently. (via cyclpsrock)
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Need all of these in my life
@skelizardsden Feel old yet?
YOU NEED YO LEAVE
CAN’T HIDE THE TRUTH M80
I can’t believe you dun this
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DUN THIS
We need to talk.
The scooter grew up to be a mech
Get this sinful mess off my dash
E N O U G H
Stephanie got swol
i can’t believe blizzard just fucking ripped off lazy town
There’s more.
FACT: adding “inator 3000" to ANYTHING makes it 200 times COOLER
ex.
uncool noun: bird
COOL noun: Birdinator 3000