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James Maiden

@sensimian-blog / sensimian-blog.tumblr.com

Don't ask, I don't even know
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oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

HOLY FUCKING COW.

OKAY IT’S TRUE

WHAT

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imivi

???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

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oh?

OH

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

i wanna see what happens

it looks fun i guess

I summon the ask god to my inbox

Yeet, it works

If this works I’ll I will never doubt tumblr again

this better work

i swr if this works imma scream

I swear

Seems legit

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flamin-dank

no one else gets one.

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I’m crying.

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floacist

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

This gives me great joy

It’s back!

My favourite internet video ever.

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Two Medieval Monks Invent Bestiaries

By Mallory Ortberg on The Toast

MONK #1: do birds have meetings MONK #2: absolutely they have a Meeting Hat and everything MONK #1: what do they have meetings about MONK #2: mostly who gets to wear the meeting hat

MONK #1: do human women sleep in beds or– MONK #2: no that’s dogs you’re thinking of MONK #1: right right

MONK #1: what part of the knight do fish go on MONK #2: the head MONK #1: thanks MONK #2: oh absolutely no problem at all MONK #1: both lying flatwise across the head, or…? MONK #2: no one on each side like ears MONK #1: ok great

MONK #1: so when a dog and a bird make out MONK #2: right MONK #1: it’s usually the bird that’s on top right? MONK #2: yeah usually MONK #1: great

MONK #1: hey is it owls or people that live in caves and build fires? MONK #2: owls

MONK #1: hey roughly what size are sparrows MONK #2: mm it kind of depends MONK #1: like AS big as a tree or not quite as big as a tree? MONK #2: oh pretty much the same size as a tree

MONK #1: can cows sail boats? MONK #2: hahaha no common misconception they have to put wheels on the boat and roll it over land

MONK #1: what do birds eat MONK #2: other birds mostly MONK #1: like different kinds of birds, or something else MONK #2: no birds only eat exactly the same kind of birds that they are

MONK #1: what kind of bird tucks people into bed at night usually I mean MONK #2: any bird any kind of walking bird MONK #1: and when it tucks you in, people usually look… MONK #2: incredibly worried it’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in

MONK #1: ugh sorry to bother you again MONK #2: no no its fine this is what i’m here for what is it MONK #1: what part of a goat is a snail again like the front end or the back end MONK #2: what part do you feel like should be the snail part MONK #1: the back part? MONK #2: you shouldnt doubt yourself you know more about goats than you give yourself credit for

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MONK #1: what usually rides horses like people or– MONK #2: fire

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effington

Tbh this is the funniest post on this dumb website

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naturepunk

“It’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in.” 

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thegmsighs

how different classes prepare for battle

Barbarian

Cleric

Druid

Fighter

Paladin

Ranger

Sorceror

Wizard

Rogue

Monk

Bard

Death Knight

Kineticists (Hydro)

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codingflumps

Which of you smarty pants can figure out this limerick?!

( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 92 + 0 .

A dozen, a gross and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Equals nine squared and not a bit more

WE HAVE A WINNER LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

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@skelizardsden Feel old yet?

YOU NEED YO LEAVE

CAN’T HIDE THE TRUTH M80

I can’t believe you dun this

I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DUN THIS

We need to talk.

The scooter grew up to be a  mech

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supercasey

Get this sinful mess off my dash

E N O U G H

Stephanie got swol

i can’t believe blizzard just fucking ripped off lazy town

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flamin-dank

There’s more.

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me: *forgets friends birthdays*
me: *confuses memories*
me: *forgets own middle name*
me, also: hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2 cents
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