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I felt uncomfortable with the idea of romancing Satan in nb. He was literally only a year old, had little to no understanding of emotions or the world around him, and overall acted very childishly in the main story, cards, and chats.

Which makes me question why Solmare didn't go the whole way and made him a kid already (as in physically), since mentality-wise he was cleary already there. And made me a bit weirded out too.

But yeah, I ended up seeing him much more like a little brother, the same I see the Luke.

I could expand on my thoughts about this but I feel like it'd be too long of a post and ppl would probably get upset, so that's all I'm saying!

— Anon

Okay so funnily enough I actually had a very nice someone over on Twitter asking me about basically this - wanting to know whether Satan was "only one year old" or not.

Apparently this is kind of unclear to some people? Which is okay! But here's your answer as to the question of Satan's "age" (hint, he's an adult)

Also Satan is a fragmented off part of Lucifer with his own identity. Think Ventus and Vanitas from Kingdom Hearts.

Blind Date 

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. “What would you like to do first, ?” asked Joe.

“I want to get weighed,” she said. They walked over to the weight guesser, and he guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale. It read 117, so she won a prize.

The couple then went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe asked again what Kim would like to do. “I want to get weighed,” she said.

Since they had been there before, the weight guesser guessed her weight correctly, and Joe lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. “I want to get weighed,” she responded.

Joe decided that Kim was weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a hand shake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, “How’d it go?”

Kim responded, “Oh, Waura, it was wousy.”

Jeff, change your name

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

(Im)personalized dress-up doll

i don't know who needs to hear this, but guilt, self-hatred and shame are not sustainable sources of growth and healing. you can't hate yourself into feeling better, or being better. you can't repeatedly punish yourself for your flawed humanity and expect wholesome results.

Even though you were smiling back then, I didn't know you were hurting.

It felt like I was losing something. A part of my own body.

That “something” must have been Satan.

Obsessed with this new Lucifer line from nightbringer

I really don't care if accessibility helps abled people. You should care about us even when there is no direct benefit to you personably.

General question to reblog and tell me in the tags;

You go into a used bookstore - what are the two sections you head to first?

If I don't instantly become him when I receive my doctor's degree I'm gonna be disappointed.

I’m just going to leave this here…

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

Done

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

This is just gonna keep getting bigger until most minority groups are on it.

someone add arabs/indians