My comfort zone

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

“what do you like about it so much?” the fact that it cocooned me like a tender wool blanket during my vulnerable teenage years. next question

DEXTER 2x09 - "Resistance Is Futile" (2007) Dir. Marcos Siega

whew, daneel ackles is a lucky lady! (because she gets to watch supernatural with jensen and, at any moment, whenever she wants, pause the show, point at the screen, and say, “Why. Why did you do that?”)

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

I posted this on tiktok and it got 2 likes and a comment that asked me if this is a fanfic i'm writing. They don't teach history in your fandom school?? Never forget.

I think the weirdest thing is when you stop talking to someone and you still have all this leftover information about them. Like you still know their favorite song. You know their siblings names. You remember their favorite ice cream flavor and their weird dreams they told you about at 2 am. You know their dog's name and their favorite tv shows. You learned all these details about them and now they're gone. It's just weird.

it used to be 2007 you know

All the adults should put in the tags how old they were in 2007

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.

I don’t know who this guy is but I’m obsessed with him and have been scrolling through his reviews for the past half hour

“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”

literally an ipad baby

(@hazelsmazecave)