if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

come on dude

This guy's going straight to hell when he dies

mutuals you would sit on a power line like little birds with

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

🪓 RODYA DOLL RAFFLE 🪓

To celebrate the doll preorders reaching the MOQ, we will be hosting a raffle where you can get one free rodya doll of your own!

Rules: - Like & reblog this post - Public Accounts only - Dl: April 30th

Few announcements:

- If you already bought the doll we'll be sending a full refund - Shipping will be covered up to $50 (if it goes beyond we'll inform you) - Preorder period has been extended to the 30th! - There will be a stretch goal when we hit 60 orders!

this is cross shared from twt btw! theres only one winner sadly but consider checking out @/octoky's post in there to have two chances of getting rodya!

you don't like mourning dove? hwoo hoo hoo hoo?

By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

A handy guide for your Jewellers and Gem Cutters.

I accept payment in trillion-cut black diamonds.

Chop chop.

Useful!

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

If someone asks who the villains in Wizard101 are just show them this

I CAST BOOP AT 9TH LEVEL

my theory is that boops are so great because they are fullfilling two very deep-seated desire of tumblr users: 1. being able to interact with your mutuals without actually having to talk to each other and 2. being very annoying

this april fools reblog to let your followers know that they are not safe from getting DEERED

this boop thing needs to be permanent. the serotonin levels i'm getting are comparable to hard drugs

BOOP! 🐾