by Buttersafe

TAKEEEEEEEE

ONNNNNNNN

MEEEEEEEE

TAKE ON ME

TAKEEEEEEEE

MEEEEEEEE

ONNNNNNNN

TAKE ON ME

I’LLLLLLLLL

BEEEEEEEE

GONEEEEEEEE

IN A DAY OR

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT’S THE ORIGINAL ONE I FOUND A FOSSIL

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

I mean God fucking hates us

choose your daddy

when u check to see if she unblocked u

Joji facts from the h3h3 podcast

I’ve made so many of these lord help me

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

To all the Dads out there...

good morning to everyone except whoever started the fad of drawing Toad with a realistic diaper and legs

its hella sad but diaper toad is right above ur post

its becoming a curse

im calling out everyone who says “this cleared my skin and watered my crops” when responding to images they like

i know you dont have crops

and i know you dont have skin

stop lying for a “joke”, this is a serious website for people to make posts on their blogs about their life experiences, not about making a ruckus and acting like fools

im so sorry

IT CAME BACK TO MY DASH

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

France what the fuck

two greek artists paint some vases

greek artist 1: hey so i’m painting a child right greek artist 2: yeah greek artist 1: so they’re basically like tiny men right?? greek artist 2: yeah pretty much

greek artist 1: okay so you know how you told me to paint a guy riding a big cock because people like that greek artist 2: yeah? greek artist 1: i’m not sure i did it right greek artist 2: what do you- oh. hmmm

greek artist 1: hey when women plant gardens what do you think they like to plant greek artist 2: dicks, usually greek artist 1: oh

greek artist 1: alright so i’m doing this battle scene and i was just wondering, what do soldiers usually ride into battle, is it horses or greek artist 2: dolphins, actually greek artist 1: even if they’re foot soldiers? greek artist 2: yeah

greek artist 1: hey so like how should i show Achilles’ extreme grief tho

greek artist 2: make him a burrito

greek artist 1: but-

greek artist 2: burrito