happy april fools
This Halloween I’d like to remind everyone that their vampire kink is one step removed from vore.
Happy Halloween, Castlevaniacs~
((Do I even want to know how Isaac got Hector’s clothes?))
Actually, that’s a Forgemaster Uniform. :)
People aren't used to seeing Isaac clothed lmao
This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.
Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.
today's the day it's best guys
so in case you can't tell, i'm moving blogs lmao
my url will be the same (@alolanzubat) but i'm being a little more strict on who i follow. follow me if ya want.
The disappointment is palpable. My website – My Instagram – See me on LINE Webtoon!
A-fucking-men
Eating a salad for lunch doesn’t make you a fucking vegetarian.
oh fuck oh god i ran over a danganronpa character
Here’s an awesome little piece of history:
Archaeologists in the Burnt City have discovered what appears to be an ancient prosthetic eye. What makes this discovery exceptionally awesome is the striking description of how the owner and her false eye would have appeared while she was still alive and blinking:
[The eye] has a hemispherical form and a diameter of just over 2.5 cm (1 inch). It consists of very light material, probably bitumen paste. The surface of the artificial eye is covered with a thin layer of gold, engraved with a central circle (representing the iris) and gold lines patterned like sun rays. The female remains found with the artificial eye was 1.82 m tall (6 feet), much taller than ordinary women of her time. On both sides of the eye are drilled tiny holes, through which a golden thread could hold the eyeball in place. Since microscopic research has shown that the eye socket showed clear imprints of the golden thread, the eyeball must have been worn during her lifetime. The woman’s skeleton has been dated to between 2900 and 2800 BCE.
So she was an extraordinarily tall woman walking around wearing an engraved golden eye patterned with rays like a tiny sun. What an awesome sight that must have been.
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Wow.
SOMEONE DRAW HER PLEASE
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW AN ANCIENT CRAFTSMAN WAS PRESENTED WITH PEOPLE LOOKING FOR HELP TO NORMALIZE THEIR DISABILITY. AND THEN SAID ‘NAH FUCK THIS WE’RE GOING TO
MAKE YOU LOOK BADASS.’
i love her
i still love her
So, if you have a significant other or a friend that has a mental disorder like BPD or bipolar and gets excited about something and raises their voice. I’m not even talking about yelling. When their happy about something like “OMG I LOVE THIS!” don’t tell them to be quiet because their mood change annoys you. let them be happy let them be elated about something in that moment because our moods are hard to deal with most the time and it’s hard to feel joy sometimes and there is nothing wrong with talking a little louder than normal sometimes. Let us express ourselves. Let us laugh and get excited.
are you a sunshine or moonlight gay? sitting on the counter or sitting on the floor gay? painting or drawing gay? neon or pastel gay? books or movies gay? lace or leather gay? silk or velvet gay?
we are a generation of sleepy lovers, of big-hearted rebels, of tired fighters. we are a generation worn out, but unwilling to back down.
“I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT PRECIPITATING”
“MY WHAT AN EYE THAT GASTON”
when i was a breeze i blew four dozen trees every morning to strengthen my gales and now that i’m grown i just raze them with ease, so i’m seven times bigger than wales!
Just gonna leave this here…
this is a masterpiece omg