*aims*

I always forget that ginoza is a fking tree ugh this book is amazing why didn’t i buy it earlier (・∀・) omg they even have the detailed designs for makishima’s books HAHAHA

Go, go.

when was the last time a girl kissed me? ever? has it happened ever? i seriously think it might not have happened ever 

How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis

one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”

THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck

Can we just have every superhero react like that?

"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"

"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"

All I can say is: KEEP THE FANART COMING

God has spoken.

LITERALLY

You all know you heard his voice as you read that tweet .

Mutant Strawberry Death

調査兵卵 by HiRO-MIX

this is so cute (◍ ´꒳` ◍)

They should make Marco and then crack him in half

I wasted an egg for this

when people ask u sex questions and ur just like 

i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people

characters who seem really sweet and bubbly at first but turn out to have no problem doing absolutely horrifying things while keeping the same personality as they had at the beginning

Source

bad pun #1