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RDR2 Incorrect Quotes pt. 13

Dutch: I really do love leading this gang, it’s just - we all have a lot of laughs.
Also Dutch: Fuck off, Abigail. I’m not going to your fuckin’ baby shower.
Bill: You’re infuriatingly beautiful.
Javier: Thanks?
Bill: It’s not a compliment! It’s an insult! You should be insulted!
Javier: I don’t think you really get what an insult is.
Bill: I’m obsessive and crazy.
John: . . . You’re gay.
Young Arthur: Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!
Little John: Arthur-!
Young Arthur: *falls back onto John*
Little John: Get off me, you stupid Sasquatch!
Young Arthur: Gravity says no.
Camp Upgrades in Chapter 2
Me: I wonder if I have enough money for this.
Ledger: Nope, you barely have enough money to buy food.
Me: *upgrading Dutch’s tent to get fast travel early* I got it.
Ledger: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!
Me: I dunno.
Ledger: *gesturing to empty funds box* AHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Dutch: I don’t dress like a “boy” or a “girl”, I dress like you should not ask me to lift any heavy items.
Sadie: I don’t dress like a “boy” or a “girl”, I dress like you should ask me to lift any heavy items.
Charles: I don’t dress like a “boy” or a “girl”, I dress like you should ask me if you can give me a hug.
Karen: I don’t dress like a “boy” or a “girl”, I dress like a traumatized slut.
Sean: I don’t dress like a “boy” or a “girl”, I dress like a sleep deprived yearny arsonist.
Javier: I don’t dress like a “boy” or a “girl”, I dress like the bohemian, slightly bisexual side-kick in a 2000s rom-com.
1884
Young Susan, questioning Dutch, Hosea, & Arthur: What the hell is that?
Young Dutch, holding Little John under his arm: It’s a baby we found in the trash!
Young Susan: Well, put it back. It doesn’t belong to you.
Abigail: I can’t believe I’m gonna sleep with John Marston.
Tilly: Well, you don’t have to . . .
Abigail: No, I’m gonna.
Young Dutch & Hosea: *rob each other point blank*
Young Dutch: What are we?
Hosea: I’ve cultivated a partnership with the most successful outlaw in the country.
Susan: You fucked up a perfectly good cowboy is what you did. Look at him, he’s completely smitten!
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