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kaiba made it real weird real fast but yami kept him in line
im glad this post is getting notes because it still makes me laugh
“kaiba my friends were kidnapped what the fuck bruh”
Kaiba is living alone in his own separate more intensely anime universe than everyone else
Incubus ✨
After being told all our lives that minimum wage is for high schoolers trying to get work experience and not for adults with rent and bills, a restaurant near me is learning what it's like to have a crew of only high school students.
They want to work less hours so they can participate in school activities (games, dances, college prep courses).
The boss says that if they dont pick up more hours, they are fired.
So they all left.
Now the restaurant is closed.
well whaddya know
telenovela night
Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.
Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
It’s called the Murder Strut.
IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!
A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.
One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.
In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.
If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.
Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.
Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.
Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.
Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.
I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT
Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium.
OH MY GOD I HAD BARELY SCROLLED DOWN THIS POST AND WAS GONNA SAY “JUST TAKE SOME ADVICE FROM ME THAT I LEARNT FROM AN OLD TUMBLR POST ABOUT WALKING LIKE THE WINTER SOLDIER FROM YEARS AGO” BUT THEN IT TURNED OUT TO BE THIS POST
I first discovered this a few years ago when I was an insecure 14-year-old, and since then I indeed do the “murder strut” and staunch everywhere I go, literally works wonders
murder strut works wonders in the airport and school.
Back in HS, other kids would kinda stream behind me like the tail of a comet because I was several inches taller than most of the student population and the Murder Strut was just…how I walked. Amazingly effective.
In case you have forgotten. The Murder Strut works!
if we could read minds I still don't think we'd understand them.
like I've spoken to people who think in images, who have to translate each thought into words before they communicate. and I think entirely in words, laid out across the void inside my head. my father's thinking is 3d, concepts structured in ways that are incredibly difficult to translate into words. and how would that look to me, if I could see into it? how do I perceive a thought that my mind cannot contain by the nature of their construction?
we all speak a private language to ourselves and we are always translating so we can speak to each other...don't touch me I'm emotional
don't threaten me with a good time
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Just thinking about sad All Might. Someone please laugh at his dad joke lol
Balance restored
ok so i came up with a rly dumb au that i think is hilarious
i call it the "if good intentions pave the road to hell, then is it the same vice versa?" au
in other words, if a person with only good intentions but unfortunate impacts goes to hell, then does a person with only evil intentions but positive impacts go to heaven?
do evil intentions pave the staircase to heaven?
in this au, izuku is a quirkless villain, whose villainy lies mostly in producing illegal support technology and general mad science. he has only bad intentions for the world and for people in general, but for each thing he does with evil intentions, the positive impact far outweighs the negative
for instance, he designs a quirk suppressant using chemicals without human experimentation with the explicit intention of selling it to villains so they could use it against heroes
in the end, it spreads out to the common people, who find rhat its rly helpful for reducing the strain of overly strong quirks, or mutant quirks that make life significantly more difficult. there are minimal side effects, and it improves the quality of life overall
every single evil thing izuku tries to do ends up going like this.
everyone loves him and nobody even realizes hes a villain and hes just fucking seething with rage because he wants to spread chaos and misery and he fucking cant
he was fucking. ahab. assigned hero at birth.
Absolutely delighted by this.
He breaks into UA only to be thanked for pointing out the security flaws.
He tries to slander Endeavor only for everything he claims to not only be true but to have evidence backing it.
He tries to take over a criminal group only to be congratulated on effectively taking down a dangerous group from the inside (he was really bad at effectively leading them, ok? It’s just not his strong suit)
Every time he blows up a building they discover the owners of it were doing something super shady and illegal afterward.
He tries to join the league only to inadvertently undo years of AFO’s work in brainwashing Tomura simply by debating w him.
Nedzu, as one of the only people who realize he’s actually trying to be a villain, is cackling.
they give him an honorary hero license and he considers just shattering it into pieces or like burning it or something but ends up giving it to his mother who frames it and hangs it on the wall, only furthering peoples opinion of izuku as a fantastic person
he retreats into his lair and just. screams. hes so angry
he slowly becomes famous and people know his face for the wrong reasons
and so he's an inspiration for all 'villainous' kids out there, including shinso, and he hates it so so much because why do they have to use him as fuel for the 'look all us so-called rejects can do good things' and he's standing on his pillar like 'no stop embrace your villainousness u schmucks'
one day shinso runs into him and the conversation is something like this -
shinso: i really admire you you stand for everything i aspire to be
izuku [lowkey gratified that someone wants to be a villain like him]: really? thanks man
shinso: yeah can i have your autograph
izuku: sure sure
later shinso sees the autograph and it says something like 'do whatever you want and destroy anyone in your way' but shinso misinterprets this as 'destroy all quirkist buffoons in your way and become a hero' so years later shinso holds this autograph and note up at a speech or whatever and talks about the first real encouragement he ever had from this quirkless hero
and izuku is standing with his trophies and prizes and snaps a good few in half in his rage, inadvertently curing someone's cancer
@jaded-ghoster YESSSSSSSSS
alskallsk this is funny but imagine that Izuku tries to do One (1) good thing in the hopes that it’ll pave the way to a bad outcome…
Universe says sike and turns that One Good Thing into the change hero society needs.
Like maybe Izuku helps an old man with groceries cross the road.
Turns out that old man is Yagi in his true form, who was having a particularly bad cough attack and no one was approaching him to help. Some of them were even saying that a pro hero is better suited to assist him. So when Izuku does, Yagi’s so thankful that he semi-adopts the ahab villain.
Oh but that’s not all! The bystanders who were watching Izuku did not recognize him but had realized that they have to start helping each other. So yeah, slowly, people take after Izuku and begin helping people out in their own ways, until civilians are no longer entirely dependent on Pro Heroes to do the saving.
Meanwhile, Izuku is frothing at the mouth and vows not to do anything good again or he might just end up ending world hunger.
a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks
i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays
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the WHAT??
okay, found her
some more good replies from the notes
