a quick “why is my life so bad” checklist
- how’s your sleep schedule
- have you eaten or drank anything besides sugar and caffeine
- how long have you been sitting in one spot
- have you gone out in public recently
- have you taken a shower/brushed your teeth/groomed yourself properly
- have you spent time doing an activity that doesn’t involve a screen
- etc
i am normal and i can be trusted around exposed neck flesh
When studies show that underage drinking is harmful, it's banned easily. But when studies show that spanking is harmful, it remains legal and parents still insist on doing it.
Age restrictions on purchasing cigarettes pass easily. But laws prohibiting smoking where children are forced to breathe in secondhand smoke are much harder to pass.
Children under a certain age are prohibited from using most social media websites. But adults are allowed to post videos of their children's meltdowns.
Teenagers need their parents' permission to get body modifications. But parents can get their babies' ears pierced.
Anyone who genuinely wants to protect children would not panic about the children's own choices while ignoring what adults force on them. Anyone who genuinely wants to protect children would not insist that studies on the dangers of children's own choices be fully trusted and obeyed while ignoring and arguing with studies on the dangers of how adults treat children.
But many adults just want to control children, not protect them.
the ribcage and the spine are by far the sexiest bones like objectively
like damn girl
Can we please start having the conversation around how not dating in your teenage/formative years can fuck with your self esteem
Like when everyone around you is getting in relationshsips and you’re not you start to assume something is wrong with you, and as more time goes on you think you’re running out of time and if and when you do get into a relationship you feel like you’re playing catch up and might run the risk of getting to clingy too fast because you aren’t used to that type of attention
i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.
im going to make this brb
okay so i found a gas station that had the stuff so i made it
diagnosis: it tastes?
this post reminds me of that one time a coldstone employee i knew by the name of jacob fucked up the ratios or something on a watermelon yogurt sorbet and produced an ice cream that genuinely tasted like nothing. not bland not water but nothing - like, the texture was perfect, your mouth reacted as if it was slightly tangy like most sorbets, but you actually tasted nothing at all. and if you mixed it with something it didn’t taste like 100% the other flavor either, it tasted like 50% that flavor and 50% nothing. like a distinct and identifiable lack of taste. my brain trying to comprehend the total absence of flavor became so overwhelming that i quit ¾ of the way into one scoop. we called it the jacob’s special and every day i long for its return
me???? tired???? sleepy???? yes constantly
Eddie apologizing to Venom : [saying literally everything but I love you]
Anne & Venom : this is why we broke up with ur dumbass
Walking out of the theatre after seeing venom 2 like