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Vivez! You have one life - let it be gay

@courfee / courfee.tumblr.com

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kirinoha
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bovineblogger
Anonymous asked:

a cow story my dad loves to tell: when i was a toddler, no more than three years old, we were somewhere with cows and petting them through a fence, and one of the cows reached over and licked right up my face

I have no memory of this, but my dad still finds it hilarious almost thirty years later

bovineblogger answered:

thats so lovely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cows lick to befriend and form bonds with eachother, so thats really really sweet that they greeted u like that! it reminds me of how cattle will sometimes take their new babies and present them to their handlers so they can meet them!!!!

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#ahhhhhh!!!!!#thank you eli ily#;;;;#cows
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labrador-entity
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sasukeologist
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bibiana112

I love when Tumblr has random funny bullshit videos without any description like this and I just have to trust either that my mutuals wouldn't put unfunny things on my dash or that I've made good decisions on who to follow

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running-batty

Sharing the original video because nothing could prepare me for the offical sketch the police department sent.

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fatsexybitch

NGL that is WAY funnier than Sasuke

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at-heart-a-gentleman
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at-least-three-bears

I want to do a version of Les Mis where everyone's songs are replaced with that Gavroche introduction.

Big "My name is BLANK and I'm here to say" energy, is what I'm going for

(LOOK DOWN orchestral intro swells then suddenly cuts out)

'OW DO YA DO, MY NAME'S JAVERT I'M A POLICEMAN, YOU'RE A THIEF YOU MAY NOW BE ON PAROLE BUT NO-ONE CAN CHANGE, THAT'S MY BELIEF

(immediate reply)

'OW DO YA DO, MY NAME'S VALJEAN I ONLY STOLE A LOAF OF BREAD PAY ATTENTION TO HOW I LIFT THE KNOWLEDGE WILL STAND YOU IN GOOD STEAD

and it would just go on like that for, like, 2 hours of shouty vaguely-cockney-accented exposition (granted, i feel like it'd be a bit unbearable by 2 minutes... but still)

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bewareofitalics

Brilliant, but the first and third lines should rhyme, so maybe...

'OW DO YA DO, MY NAME'S JAVERT I'M A POLICEMAN, YOU'RE A THIEF YOU'VE BEEN PAROLED, BUT STILL BEWARE NO-ONE CAN CHANGE, THAT'S MY BELIEF

and

'OW DO YA DO, MY NAME'S VALJEAN I ONLY STOLE A LOAF OF BREAD PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO MY BRAWN THE KNOWLEDGE WILL STAND YOU IN GOOD STEAD

And um. I wrote another one:

'OW DO YA DO, MY NAME'S FANTINE ALL THAT I DO IS FOR COSETTE GOT THE BEST HAIR YOU'VE EVER SEEN UH-OH, IT SEEMS THAT I'M IN DEBT

#Les mis
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