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@whclocked / whclocked.tumblr.com

i really just want to be happy...
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whclocked

I Need Help

I’m not even sure how I can deal with this because I really don’t know how… but, remember when I told you guys a few months ago I’m going to have to deal with bankruptcy? Well, the bank called. Because I missed a couple of payments (I’m not joking about being broke and I’m really trying to get a job but nothing had panned out so far – and I’ve only only got enough to eat and living off my family and friend’s kindness.

Seriously, I need to get amount equivalent to USD3,500 (this is with all the interest) in about one week (before November 20th) or I’m going to court. I can’t go to court, I’m not even mentally stable to handle people a few hours at a time and I panic ever so frequently.

If (more like when now) I’m declared bankrupt, I won’t be able to even get a job - I checked. Yeah, ridiculous, I know. Needless to say, I have to pay the amount.

I know it’s a lot to ask, but I’m desperate. I really am, because I’ve borrowed money from a lot of my family members who aren’t even well-off to begin with.

So, if you could help, please, buy me a cup of coffee at my Ko-Fi page or you can DM me to get my contact for paypal (I’m wary still about sharing it online).

Of course, I am always open to commission to make gifs or writing commission.

I genuinely wouldn’t ask if this is not my last resort.

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fibrochemist

I’m going to open three (3) commission slots in support of my good friend here.

I will knit or crochet a small item- a hat, gloves/mittens, baby garments, or a larger baby blanket (approx. 24″ square) at the prices below (yarn and colour negotiable). Note. for the blanket, crochet only at this price. For any other requests please ask me directly and I’ll see what I can do. Will ship internationally (from UK), no added cost. No guarantee of delivery before Christmas.

Hat or gloves: £10 Baby cardigan: £10 Baby set (hat, mittens, booties): £15 Baby blanket: £25

And my offer of fic still stands! 500 words for every $1/£1 and you can do this in conjunction with the offer from @fibrochemist (so if you get a hat, you can get 5K worth of fic).

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Molly Hooper is a Gryffindor...hear me out.

I keep seeing posts about Molly being either a Hufflepuff or a Ravenclaw if she ever attended Hogwarts and I’m sitting here thinking...

No.

Molly Hooper would be a fiery Gryffindor. She would be loyal and fierce, and on top of it all, every bit brilliant. She will stand up for what was right and show up for her friend at three in the morning if they needed her, but never — not even once — is afraid to call them on their crap.

So, no.

Molly Hooper won’t be a Hufflepuff because she’s sweet and caring, and timid. Hufflepuffs are more than that anyway.

And no.

She won’t be a Ravenclaw either, she is much too strong-willed with terrible coffee running through her veins. Ravenclaws would challenge her wit, but she’s so much more.

Though, she can be a Gryffindor. She might not have her nails painted red or cheer at a Quidditch match and could often chose the company of books over people, yet it won’t matter.

She is Hermione Granger and Neville Longbottom. She’s someone you think should be anywhere but Gryffindor, however, that’s exactly where she belongs.

Sherlock Holmes — well, he’s a Ravenclaw with scattered notes, muttering “I will figure this out!” and then be distracted by another thing. He’d find wonder, solves mysteries no one ever could, all as he takes a sip from his tea even after an eye ball had fallen into it because it’s harmless.

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Did I already ask? If I didn't, then the two tropes are parents or pregnancy fics?

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No, you haven’t asked ^^

And umm… I’d definitely have to go with “Parent Trope” over the “Pregnancy Trope”. As nice as the idea of reading about my OTPs expecting, I find it far more hilarious to read about them being parents – especially if it’s Sherlolly. I mean, like, what would Sherlock do? Will he leave out his experiment? What are the chances their son would end up playing with severed body parts? Are we sure Sherlock is the one that would be the bad parent?

Seriously, I have this image of Molly being the terrible parent like because she’s busy and sometimes Sherlock gets on her nerves that she forgets things… Like a recital and their kid would just like tell Sherlock about it and Sherlock would have Molly’s schedule around it (with the help of Mycroft) because it’s easier than telling Molly their daughter has a dance recital next month.

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We Have Something to Tell You...

I saw the prompt and I figured I’d humour myself a bit… And the reaction was based on a conversation I had with my mum about her adoption… So yeah…

They exchanged a look again and then looking away to check the time. There was never the right moment and before they knew it, sixteen years have come and gone, and their precious boy would be leaving for university soon enough. It wasn’t as if they had purposely avoided talking about it, just that it seemed like there was always something interrupting their planned talks. Of course, there was also the fact that their son was attending Harrow like his father before him that they only see him when he’s home for the odd weekends and holidays. Even then he was an active child who rarely stayed put.

“We have to tell him,” she told him firmly with a nod.

He mimicked her movement. “Yes, of course.”

“Doesn’t make him less our son, Sherlock,” she replied, worrying her lower lip.

“No, not at all,” he said, agreeing with her.

Just as they finished talking, a young man barged into the room, looking all sorts of amused and sweaty. It was probably true what they say about nature versus nurture. Out of all their children, biological or not, he was the only one who was into football. The twin boys pretty much yawn the last time they were forced to attend their brother’s game. They loved their brother, they do, they just don’t love the matches.

“It wasn’t me,” the young man said as soon as he saw his parents’ faces.

Funnily enough, out of all the things their children should have in common, it was how they always denied it wasn’t their fault first without even knowing what it was they were being blamed for.

“Owen, you might want to take a seat first,” Sherlock gestured towards the empty chair opposite of where he and Molly were sitting.

“Okay…” Owen mumbled, dropping his kit by the entryway before claiming the seat.

A minute passed in dreadful silence as looks were exchanged between the three until Molly decided it was enough and she spoke first.

“We have something to tell you.”

Owen chuckled in response. His dimple deepened as a smile spread on his face. “I think I can gather as much, mum.”

“Your mother and I,” Sherlock tried to take over the conversation but chickened out, looking towards Molly for help.

“We should have told you sooner, I mean — this even a good time, you just come back from playing football with your friends—“ Molly mumbled.

“Mum,” Owen butted in. “Do you mind getting straight to the point?” he asked sheepishly. “After all, like you said, I just came back and I smell pretty bad.”

“Oh, right,” she said, chuckling uneasily. She turned to Sherlock to give him another look before looking back at their son and then brave on with the words. “I want you to know, we didn’t mean to keep this from you and we hope you understand that it doesn’t make you less of our son—“

“Is this the bit about me being adopted?” Owen cut off his mother mid-sentence again.

“You knew?” Both adults chorused.

Owen shook his head, clasping his hands together, nodding in affirmation. “You know dad, it doesn’t take a genius to figure that out. I don’t even look like either of you.”

“Oh,” Sherlock managed, surprised.

“W-when did you find out?” Molly asked, worried as to what would happen from now on.

“Umm… when I was nine. It wasn’t that hard to tell when everyone kept saying we don’t look alike. But, I didn’t care. You two are my parents as far as I’m concerned. I don’t think something like biology should have a say on who my parents are when you two are the ones who raised me.” Owen answered easily.

It was true, they looked nothing alike. Owen with his strawberry blonde hair and grey eyes looked different than anyone in the family. He might have the strong cheekbones like his siblings, but he looked softer than them as well. Not the kind Molly had either, more like a brand of his own.

She smiled at him.

“Your biological parents…” Sherlock tried to explain.

“I don’t need to know,” Owen said firmly. “I was your son from I was a baby. That was enough to tell me who wanted me and who didn’t. Whoever they are, all I need to know is their medical history for future reference, nothing else.”

Sherlock turned to look at Molly, as usual, having a silent conversation between just the two of them. The kind everyone grew used to over the years.

“They weren’t bad people,” Molly offered. “I think you should at least know that.”

“I know,” Owen said, smiling. “They gave me up to people who love me. But, they also never looked for me since and I figured that was enough proof to ascertain how much they didn’t want me in the first place yet still tried to give me the best.”

“I’m sorry we didn’t tell you sooner,” Molly apologised, hesitating to move forward to even reach for her son’s hand to comfort him. She — they were out of their depths with all that had transpired.

“Eh, I figured it’s a mix of your busy life and not really wanting to admit that I’m adopted. I was confused for a little while, but I’m not mad,” he told his mother with a sheepish smile. “And I’d hug you, but I’m sweaty and smelly right now. Dad might not care about hygiene as much, but I do. Maybe after I take a shower, is that okay, mum?”

“Oh, yes. Yes, that would be fine,” she replied, chuckling as Sherlock yelped, “hey!”

Owen was on his feet without another word, bounding towards his room, managing to stop and drop a kiss on his parents’ cheeks before grabbing his kit.

“Well, that was not what I expected,” Sherlock was the one who spoke first after Owen disappeared up to the second floor.

“Not at all,” Molly agreed. “Do you think the twins and Bee knows?”

Sherlock was the one chuckling at this point. “I bet they’ve known for a while, just that they don’t care.”

“No, I suppose it’s nothing to them,” she agreed again, beaming up to her husband.

Perhaps their children had taken a cue from them all their lives. Their family, after all, was sort of a mishmash of people coming together. There was their Uncle John and Aunt Mary who wasn’t related by blood, their Nana Hudson who they knew was technically their father’s landlady and even Aunt Meena who was like a sister to their mother. To them blood doesn’t define family, it was those who were there for each other. They agreed without speaking another word, it was nice that out of everything their children could learn from them, they learned that family is the people you chose.

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Was anyone else crying @ Ngô Thanh Vân’s performance in TLJ? She was so underrated. My eyes were full of tears.

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thegrayship

I WANTED HER TO LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE LIKE LITERALLY JUST SHOW UP OUT OF NOWHERE ALL “HEY GUYS SORRY I’M LATE” LIKE POE. LIKE FUCK REALISM.

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soyeahso

She did All That without a single damned line.

She was phenomenal. 

When you got actors who can deliver massively without saying a single word, yet your main storylines barely make people feel a thing… you focused on the wrong things. And having Paige die like that when you have such a good actress who is even brilliant at fighting scenes… what a waste…tbh Rose and Paige should’ve been Luke’s surviving students and then there should’ve been a massive lightsaber fight between them, Luke, Rey and Finn against Kylo and the Knights of Ren… now that could’ve been spectecular but oh well…

Uh hello. This post is clearly TLJ positive. So please do us a favor and block. :)

It’s rich that you and the other reylo losers on this thread pretend to give a fuck about an Asian woman. How about you do ME a favor as an Asian woman who sees through your racist, antiblack bullshit and stick to orgasming over the ugly Adam Driver/Kylo Ren and playing with yourselves to the newest overwrought throne room sex metas written by your fellow racist garbage friends? I don’t need racists like you and your friends discussing the Tico sisters.

Anti reach of the day: A 3-line positivity post about an Asian actress is “racist antiblack bullshit”! 

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*continues to orgasm over Kylo Ren/Adam Driver*

Oops. My bad. 

It’s simple really: Reylos, block the anti-reylo tag. Anti-reylos, block anything tagged reylo. And for the fucking love of God let neutral posts with nothing to do with shipping stay that way! Particularly when you notice the OP has a shipping preference that doesn’t align with your own. In summation: There is no excuse to step out of your lane to be an asshole. I repeat, THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO STEP OUT OF YOUR LANE TO BE AN ASSHOLE!

This entire post is hilarious coming from the most racist part of this fandom.

Oh and you might want to ask April, aka soyeahso, if she’s sent any more rape threats and hate to teenaged antis lately.

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petratodd

If you’re going to make that kind of libelous comment about someone, you better be prepared to put up or shut the fuck up. Oh wait, you can’t because you know damn well it never happened. I’m calling you out to your face because you’re disgusting.

God save this fandom from white women who have nothing better to do than harass black women for not shipping the “correct” ship. 

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whclocked

I wasn’t going to reply to this because a) I am trying so hard to stay away from drama and b) this carousel of fandom wank is really getting old and c) I was gonna reblog from OP and until I saw:

“How about you do ME a favor as an Asian woman who sees through your racist, antiblack bullshit and stick to orgasming over the ugly Adam Driver/Kylo Ren and playing with yourselves to the newest overwrought throne room sex metas written by your fellow racist garbage friends?”

Wow... Just... wow... So... being Asian somehow gives you a free card to be an asshole to someone? Just saying coz, in that case, I wonder if there’s a hearing where I can get your Asian card revoked. Seeing, you know, I’m DEFINITELY, 100% Asian here.

I’m just gonna say this here because this is getting extremely annoying and this goes specifically for ASIANS because some of you had been using the race card like an out of jail free card...

We can’t be racist (more like can’t be categorised as such), true, and that’s because the systematic oppression of Asians ever since the dawn of time and I should know because some countries in Asia haven’t even had their independence for those who pillage them for that long -- let’s cut that long history lesson short. BUT, you can be prejudice. Which is exactly what you're doing whenever you throw the race card into the ring every single damn time. Especially when you don’t have substance over your argument coz apparently that should shut some people up.

Let me break this down for you in case you didn’t realise what the OP @xreyloflight was trying to do at first.

The OP merely asked not to diverge from the original topic which you know, to talk about Ngô Thanh Vân performance as PAIGE TICO, but of course, you have to make it about other characters that she didn’t even mention. What she did was tried to bring about the topic back to praising Ngô Thanh Vân... and then one of you went on about shipping because of the OP’s preference, really?

I’m asking, really, do you go around picking fights all the time to satisfy something that other people doesn’t seem to understand? That’s what you’re doing, exactly what you’re doing.

Let’s see... how about next time you see a positive post about an actor or a character they played, praise the said actor. Just the specific actor mentioned and make another post for others you want to mention. Talk about how you’d wish to see her in more roles or that you wish she had done a promotional tour, at least once or whatever. Don’t hijack the post and talk about anyone else but her because the post wasn’t about anyone else but her.

The OP was simply trying to praise Ngô Thanh Vân and you can’t even let her do that?

Wow, who’s the dick now?

P/S: Did you realise you that it was a positive post about an Asian actor that was hijacked to mention other characters that weren't played by Asian actors aside from her sister’s character? Yeah, maybe reevaluate your priorities first, thanks.

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stlgeekgirl

This just happened on my Pinterest.

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whclocked

Just a tiny, tiny bit of fic...

"Right now, I don't know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge," Molly said fuming, looking at her drenched lab coat courtesy of Sherlock as he muttered a playful “oops”. The only consolation was that the liquid spilled all over her was harmless and all she would need was a shower.

Unfortunately, she wasn't the type that would be willing to leave anything behind without making sure she put them back into place. Well, whatever she was using as well as whatever Sherlock was using seeing that Sherlock was still horrible about putting stuff away. It was amazing how much someone can change and then not change one bit.

"Can I pick?" he asked, his stupid grin was wide on his face.

Annoyed, Molly narrowed her eyes at the insufferable git who was also her boyfriend. Of course, leave it to him to completely disregard her irritation towards him. Thankfully, it was not something he had done often, rather just the off chance he was in the mood to tease her.

To their her left, John groaned loudly, raising from his seat, having heard the entire conversation.

"I'll be in the canteen if you need me," he strode out of the lab without another word.

Molly's face flushed, embarrassed, following John's step as he made a hasty escape. Needless to say, the good doctor had seen enough of how much Sherlock can push it before having everyone running out of the room because Sherlock had no (rather he ignored) sense of shame when it comes to displaying how in love he was with his girlfriend -- even when he refused to use the word.

She narrowed her eyes back at Sherlock just as the door swung closed. "Shoving you off the bridge, definitely," she said with a smile as wide as a Cheshire cat.

"Well, as long as I get a kiss first," he quipped back.

A/N: Yes, I will post this on ao3 later... leave me some love on my ao3.

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First Sentence Writing Prompts

Send me characters/pairings (and setting or anything else you want to see) and the number to one of the following first lines:

  1. “I know you’re afraid but we can’t hide in this closet forever.”
  2. “Nope, I absolutely refuse to touch that.”
  3. “How exactly did you manage to get stuck in there?”
  4. “Why is it suddenly purple?”
  5. “Pass me the sledgehammer.”
  6. “Explain it to me again - why do we need to pretend to be married?”
  7. “In my defense, I thought this would go a lot more smoothly.”
  8. “I don’t know how you get yourself into these situations.”
  9. “Careful, don’t drop – “
  10. “And that’s how I ended up standing naked on the Brooklyn Bridge on Christmas Eve.”
  11. “It’s sticky.”
  12. “You need to stop.”
  13. “Well that’s the single most impressive thing I’ve ever seen someone do.”
  14. “What’s with the pigtails?”
  15. “How have you made it this long without someone throwing you out an airlock or something?”
  16. “Ow, what was that for?”
  17. “Ugh, why did I eat that?”
  18. “In my defense, it seemed like a brilliant idea at the time.”
  19. “Run!”
  20. “Come on, give me one good reason not to jump in the lake.”
  21. “We’re going to be late if we don’t leave like 5 minutes ago.”
  22. “What do you mean by leaving?”
  23. “I’m trying very hard not to see all this as a metaphor for my life.”
  24. “Please tell me you know how to defuse a bomb.”
  25. “Where have you been, I was ready to call the police!”
  26. “No, the house is definitely not haunted, why do you ask?”
  27. “Get over here now and bring a tarp.”
  28. “I don’t care that it’s 2:00 am, we need pie.”
  29. “I’ve got everything under control.”
  30. “At this point, what else could possibly go wrong?”
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The thing I notice a lot about the whole Leia and Han were terrible parents was the argument that “they’re busy and I can sort of understand why they weren’t there for Ben” and I just... really?

Okay, I love Han and Leia. More than anything, I want Ben to find his way back to his family. But, that doesn’t mean Han and Leia didn’t fail as parents if that’s your best argument. If you’re using “they’re busy that’s why they couldn’t be there for him” argument, I really am worried about your offspring or future offspring.

I’m not a parent. But I am someone’s child and I learned enough from my mother that you’re a shit parent if you don’t talk to your kid about your worries for them or are always too damn busy for you own kid to spare them five minutes a day.

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