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@zakamore1

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anyone remember what these things are called like little cartoony expressive doohickies i think they have a real name but i canโ€™t remember

im not fucking crazy.

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

They're squeans I'm pretty sure! If they pop like that anyway. But the term for this kind of "symbol to refer to the general vibe of something in art" is called "Emanata" because it emanates from a person or object.

what the fuck. comics are magic

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[bravely] its good that the new tarkir set isn't about the anti-dragon rebellion

is this just a personal take or is there a deeper idea youโ€™re getting at here? either way, elaboration would be much appreciated

i just think that since the death of the block system and the discontinuation of tie-in novels, magic: the gathering sets are simply not well equipped to tell a story about a setting experiencing a big shift in status quo 'on-screen', so to speak, because the vast majority of everyone engaging with the story is just going to do so through the cards (and even the vorthos loreheads are only getting like a single digit number of short stories). case in point: tell anybody who isn't already super invested in magic story that the big dramatic ending to new capenna was angels returnign to the plane and 99% they will say "wait, there weren't meant to be angels on the plane?", because there's a whole bunch of angel cards in the dang set.

what they are very well equipped to do is show a world and situation that's changed since we last saw it--magic sets, as a format, give you a staggering amount of breadth to work with when it comes to showcasing the different corners of a world and how they could potentially interact with each other. like any good toy storyline -- take, for all its.Many, mny, many flaws, the warhammer lore, which is very good at this -- magic stories are best equipped to be about giving you a big powderkeg world in which you can imagine exciting stories about why your guys would be hitting each other.

so "this is the new status quo" is simply yhe story a modern day mtg set is best equipped to tell, and i'd rather it do a good job of that than a bad one of trying to tell the story of the Big Battle That Changes Lots of Stuff, check in ten years from now to find out what the consequences of it were! (also, like, there was already a set about the khans fighting the dragons, it was called 'fate reforged' innit and you can go online and order a booster box of it right now if you really want it)

dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. itโ€™s like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded.

occasionally an anticommunist will say something to you to the effect of "wow believing all this must make you miserable" which is funny bc 1. that doesn't make it not true and 2. i think the exact same shit happening but being unable to understand it and believing this is the best possible world and there's no alternative is a lot more miserable, as evidenced by how 3. liberals don't seem very happy right now, a lot of them seem to be always miserable in fact

(One of) My favorite things about Sorin is the circumstances surrounding his planeswalker spark igniting.

We know from the Innistrad art book that Sorin was the first vampire to be sired after Edgar.

And we know from the MTG Visual Guide that Sorin sparked during - if not right after - his transformation into a vampire (thanks @bace-jeleren, I owe you my life)

And we also know from the C17 art of Blood Tribute that this was a public ceremony with numerous onlookers and Olivia Voldaren next in line.

WHICH MEANS

Olivia watched Sorin drink demon-cursed angel blood, explode out of existence, and still decided โ€œyeah, Iโ€™ll have a cup of thatโ€.

Olivia, looking at the empty space where Sorin Markov used to be: Skill issue.

do you think their menstrual cycles ever synced up

tumblr user parasect doesnt even know former WOTC writer alison luhrs confirmed on twitter that the demonic contracts reversed lilianaโ€™s menopause and caused her to start having periods again

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Sonic is Jund and Shadow is Sultai I will not accept criticism send post

would almost argue that Sonic is more Naya but otherwise truth

I don't want to fill out another 50 applications just to get one interview followed by a rejection email

yes hello thanks for taking the time to interview me today. I am talking to you with my phone because I can't speak and already I've lost you. I'm sweating through my clothes as I tell you I'm hard working and highly motivated and a billion other platitudes that won't make up for the fact your eyes glazed over the moment I got here. I don't know exactly which job this is for because I sent your company fifteen identical applications for fifteen different positions but trust me whatever it is I'll do it like my life depends on it because it does. I don't know whether you want me to make up a believable lie about my career goals or if you want me to explain that you can't really see yourself anywhere "five years from now" when you're homeless. When people ask me how the interview went I'm going to tell them it went well instead of admitting that I have no way of knowing how it went until I see the word "unfortunately" in my email and cry. No I don't have any questions. I'm just so grateful for (the pretense of) this opportunity.

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