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Hrrn

@fenvalkyrie

22, Lesbian, Nonbinary,
College student
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why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies

They explain this in the tinkerbell movies. The light comes from the pixie dust covering every faries wings. This guy hasn’t even seen the tinkerbell movies

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"Link is basically unrecognised like Tony Hawk" is WAY funnier when you realise his face is plastered on hundreds of posters both from people who want to find him and a cult that is utterly obsessed with him

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When discussing the classic Nintendo character Wario, there is one thing you must come to terms with before anything else can be properly understood:

He GOTTA Win

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weepylucifer

i am a simple guy with simple humor. Pregnant Shroog got a huge laugh from me

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Another parallel I really like is how Malenia and Radahn’s big fight shows how just absolutely beloved the two were by their people. You have Finlay, who carried Malenia across a literal continent while melting just to save her. And you have Jerren, who knew his demigod was beyond saving so he arranged a whole ass festival to give him the most badass and honorable death possible. I think it says so much about these characters that their soldiers were willing to do this kind of stuff for them. It also makes the fight itself way more depressing.

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you know that one image in the intro(/prologue? the powerpoint cutscene) to elden ring where The Fell Omen absolutely pummels someone who resembles Radahn. while im not sure its canon the guy was in fact the starscourge himself rather than a soldier of his i do think its funny to imagine that,

alternatively, i think they can also team up and become a duo of the most miserable eldest (? idk what order they were born in but. morgott/mohg/godwyn and radahn/rykard/ranni give me severe eldest/middle/youngest child energy) siblings in the lands between

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The lore of the Erdtrees relation to death is carved into the doors of the catacombs. In the carving you can see people gathering at the roots who from their dress of robes and shrouds suggests they are the dead being called back to the roots as is hinted at in the dialogue of some ghost NPCs found around the game. Interestingly in the carving it also depicts the souls being released again from the branches of an Erdtree.  

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Not to be overdramatic or anything but if I see one more person framing the Malenia-Radahn conflict as Malenia rotting Radahn out of spite or claiming one side won over the other when it was in fact a two-sided tragedy that left both demigods devoid of their wits and honour, I am going to eat my computer.

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