john mayer better find a solid hiding spot because if she can perform all your lovers stay my age too well on snl she just might sing dear john at the superbowl or something like his mind gaming ass is about to be EXPOSED

me rn

this is our last day without the 10 minute version of all too well…. after all these years we’ll finally hear it

You can’t convince me that this isn’t a threat 🤠

Taylor Swift at the 2021 BRIT Awards, May 11 2021

Spinning in my highest heels, luv

I think we all just collectively dreamed up the 2010 album speak now by taylor swift. It just doesn’t sound like something that is OUT THERE and EXISTING in the same universe as us?? Like, no one even knew about Taylor and John Mayer and there she was just explicitly calling his creeptastic ass out BY NAME. Then she told us about her crush on the owl city guy and like WHO SAW THAT COMING?? She legit dedicated a whole song to him and they met like once? Iconic. And let me see her owning her petty ass on better than revenge and dragging both camilla and joe’s mediocre joke of a song all in one track!!! Followed by the sweetest after-breakup song about THAT SAME JOE that any ears will ever hear? Critic who said she couldn’t sing? Torched him. Taylor Lautner’s roses? Left them there to die. But perhaps my FAVORITE part on the whole album is Innocent. The “I forgive you because you’re an overgrown child who i shouldn’t have expected more from” is THE perfect patronizing song for a grown man attempting to steal your thunder. Like the fact that taylor just let it allllll hang out in the open on only the THIRD album of her career, and the fact that she did it all alone???? It just can’t be real

“A tale that becomes folklore is one that is passed down and whispered around. Sometimes even sung about. The lines between fantasy and reality blur and the boundaries between truth and fiction become almost indiscernible. Speculation, over time, becomes fact. Myths, ghost stories, and fables. Fairytales and parables. Gossip and legend. Someone’s secrets written in the sky for all to behold.” I LOVE YOU TAY!🤍🤍🤍 Follow me on Instagram @albumplusart!

it really makes me sick to remember that taylor doesn't technically own her own heartbeat from wildest dreams and how greedy men profit off it. excited for the heartbeat to be free with wildest dreams (tv)

WHEN IT WAS GOOD BABY IT WAS GOOD BABY, WE SHOWED EM ALL UP, NO ONE COULD TOUCH THE WAY WE LAUGHED IN THE DARK, TALKING BOUT YOUR DADDY’S FARM, WE WERE GONNA BUY SOME DAY

all of my joe jonas jokes are lighthearted and should not be taken seriously because i like him .... when i make jokes about john mayer though ,,,, those should be taken as threats

itsseylynn 

mood for april 9th, 2021

swifties we pretend it’s 2008-2010 internet

taylor describing 2008 joe jonas as looking “so dignified” in his “well pressed suit” is sending me because