sgjkdfjgmldfkgldf mgkdf gdf gfd when the handmaiden / feudal lord meme takes over your dashboard lmaooooooo

This is the night lesbian tumblr peaked

NOTHING makes me more mad than people shoving aside creepy behavior just because the person in question is neurodivergent and doesn't pick up on social skills well. there was this girl in high school who got way too touchy with me no matter how many times I told her to stop and the fucking school guidance counselor and school psychologist were like "well you can't blame her because she can't pick up on social cues well". i'm neurodivergent too but if someone begs me to stop doing something it's kind of fucking clear they don't like it???

just the way people approach neurodivergency is so infantilizing I hate it. if you ever reblog a post about how it's ableist to react angrily to someone invading your space i'll fucking kill you. half the things you guys call ableism are just straight up not, and this isn't even a tumblr thing, it's something supposed medical professionals believe.

It's no longer a social cue if someone says "stop, i don't like that" it's literally just someone verbalizing what they expect you to do. which is stop.

^^exactly

restaurants who serve raw/barely cooked vegetables as a side dish are absolutely sociopathic. so our ancestors discovered how to harness the power of fire and you rejected that power in favor of serving me something i could have gotten off of that bush outside. i rebuke you

you insult one plain raw carrot and here come the brontosauruses 🙄🙄🙄

we need to stop treating terfs like misguided feminists and start treating them like the dudes in tf2 voice chat who try to have a moral debate with you when you tell em not to say the n word. like these people are not well intentioned they dont want social progress they want to be able to call people trannies with impunity and thats basically it, radical feminist "theory" is a joke stop taking it seriously and trying to refute it with Facts And Logic

that's a great strawman but it just isn't true

I wish y'all would learn what a fucking "terf" was first.

damn keep me posted on that will you

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

tumblr will be like “check out these blogs!” and show me people id get a restraining order against irl

I love how they looked at Cars, a movie about character growth, found family, and not always living life in the fast lane, and said "what's a natural sequel to this?" and then chose "spy car movie"

then went back to the wholesome be your authentic self storyline for the third

imo all movies being some kind of superhero shit paid for by disney is kind of like when every painting and sculpture was some jesus shit comissioned by the catholic church

marvel movies

cathedrals

i'll be honest this was less an attempt to make a serious point and more of an attempt to upset marvel fans and catholics with one post

Please stop trigger tagging with #epilepsy tw/cw/warning/etc.

I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblr’s tagging system is

I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We can’t use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.

Use ‘flashing’ in place of ‘epilepsy’ in your tags. You aren’t warning people of epileptics, you’re warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and it’s ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.

Here’s proof of what I mean:

THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!

gay_irl

Makes a typo, goes to edit it, but someoe already reblogged it so the damage to my reputation is permanent and unavoidable.

motherFUCKER

remember when percy jackson turned down becoming a god in favor of making the gods claim their children before they turn 13?? percy is camp half-blood’s union representative 

Zeus: yeah we can give you literally anything you want

Percy: Really? Then pay your fucking child support