The fact that the internet has collectively portrayed the female MC as a violent Glaswegian is absolutely hilarious.
Like, seriously wtaf..
she looks like she’d throw a beer bottle across the bar and hit a dude square between the eyes
Tag yourself I’m 5
I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that
6th grader:
[picks up an alligator and kisses it]
the alligator kisses back
but watch out
For more kisses?
Paladin™: when you’re kinda feeling cleric but also want to Stab
Sorcerer™: when you wanna be a caster but you don’t wanna be a nerd
Bard™: when you’ve never made a decision in your life and you don’t intend to start now
Warlock™: when you’re not quite ready to admit you’re into cryptids like that
Druid™: when honestly you’d rather be on the floor petting the DM’s cat but they made you play and this is the next best thing you guess
Fighter™: when all the weird puzzle shit bores the snot out of you and you’d rather stack dice til the fighting part gets here
Rogue™: when you’ve never solved a problem in your life, and in fact have caused many, and you’re just fine with that honestly
Cleric™: when your friends are a gaggle of idiots with a deathwish and you’re the only person who’s capable of saving them from themselves
Ranger™: when the druid has the right general idea but is just a bit too friendly and outgoing and trusting for your tastes
thinking about getting some coffee for energy because i have one friend who really likes coffee and i am an impressionable young man
what kind of coffee should i get that doesnt taste like doo-doo trash?
the only coffee ive ever had was the free coffee they gave to students in the morning at my high school before school started.
why is coffee so goddamn bitter i ordered vanilla cream and said “please dont make it bitter” and it’s still so bitter it hurts me
“uwah!! cweamy vaniwwa cowffee hurty!! úw—“
im full of rage and dangerously stupid but god is holding me back by the scruff of my neck like a kitten
Golden Freckles ^^
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
hmmm
editing the blizzard logo to say Lizard has been on my mind for a good 6 months