How job training really goes.

“obi-wan did not fear dying, but he resented dying unimpressively”

an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]

me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive

authority figure: *is in a bad mood or even is just less friendly than usual*

me, stomach in knots: My fault? I must be the cause of this?

yet somehow also me: 

Octavia E. Butler

When I read essays where students have not applied teacher feedback from their previous work

Lauwnzhoreigh

May you NEVER be in a position to not afford your rent!

Sending good vibes to everyone with rent, utilities and more bills than bills! Better days are ahead.

This would’ve made for a great Vine

This would eliminate all horrible candidates and most of the Republican Party. That’s where we are.

This is a mood

@ civil service jobs. They will post a position, have a one-week window to apply, and you won’t hear anything for six months. 

I keep buying books because in the future I’m gonna have a kickass library with two floors and a fireplace so I need to start collecting books to fill it with