@bitch-tbh / bitch-tbh.tumblr.com
Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares
(art by soup-erb on Tumblr)
Excuse the fuck out of all of you but you’re
OH CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT THE CUBE
sometimes I’m like “my therapist doesn’t really tell me anything I don’t already know” but then I remember that I used to eat scrambled eggs every single morning because I hated them but I hated them less than I hate all other breakfast food on weekdays (don’t @ me waffles are a weekend food and they Do Not start me on a productive path) and my therapist said, “why not eat a lunch food?”
and I said, “explain”
and she said, “you know you’re allowed to eat whatever food you want in the morning. you are not bound by law to the traditional american breakfast.”
my father’s insurance pays a hundred dollars an hour for a woman to give me permission to eat a pb&j at six in the morning
If only…
is this what a gang bang is cause I’m down
my favorite theory about anything ever is that the titanic sank because too many people time traveled to that place to try to stop the titanic from sinking
The tols Vs. The smols
So what you’re saying is…in order to be a part of the dark side you must be above 6 feet tall?
You must be THIS tall to Join the Dark Side.
proof
IT KEEPS CHECKING OUT
So, I had a sudden horrible thought and
*scREAMING*
the duality of cat
for those unaware of the recent meme development
the cat evidently changed her stance on banana
If they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up
an alien
why he do dat
he checking if too hot
Why is your cat Neapolitan ice cream
5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and
Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said
you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies
anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???
bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!
reblog if ur in bed
