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Assassin’s Creed Valhalla

• Protagonist now has more complex motivations.
• Protagonist now remembers key facts about important people. He no longer develops convenient amnesia between cutscenes.
• Protagonist now has a cooldown on certain adverbs. Adverbs have been buffed by 30% to compensate.
• Developer note: Adverbs are important to writing but they are sometimes overused. This change keeps adverbs relevant while encouraging the use of adjectives and verbs.
• The horse now has a name.
• Deuteragonist snark power has been increased to 150, up from 75.

• Characters now no longer reference the previous version’s climate and have been updated to react appropriately to the currently set season.
• Solved a glitch where supernumerary limbs would sometimes emerge during complex physical interactions.
• Should no longer display “[insertnamehere]” during conversations and narration. All of such occurrances have been replaced with the appropriate tags.
• Conversation continuity has been improved. Characters will no longer inappropriately respond with lines from previous iterations of the narrative.
• All references to “Event A” have been purged to reflect changes in narrative structure.
• Now with more thematically-consistent swearing.

• Back-to-back repeated words that resulted from sentence rearranging or start/stop editing have been cleared.
• Paragraphs which contained two or more instances of the same adjective have had their adjectives updated to accurately reflect a player’s vocabulary inventory.
• Minor time traveling issues have been resolved, all characters should now exist in the same tense.
• Punctuation has been improved. Commas have been reduced by half.
• Characters sighing has been reduced by 30%.
• Characters looking at things or people during conversations has been reduced by 40%. To make up for this, characters thinking about the conversation has been boosted and descriptive narrative has been added.
• Title has been applied.