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the devil of hell's kitchen

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Mostly canon MCU/Netflix RP blog for Matthew Murdock, Hell's Kitchen's very own Daredevil. Independent and multiverse, open to different time periods. Please see procedures for more information.  Mobile links for rules and verses. var sc_project=11731266; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="2fc3cc63";
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  feel free to change pronouns / wording !
  • hey, they’ve got some work for ya.
  • just follow me.  
  • don’t try anything stupid.  
  • uh - so you see any good movies lately ?  
  • i don’t like this.  
  • keep your eyes on it.  
  • what are you, stupid or something ?  
  • i was looking forward to punching you in the face.  
  • i already hate my job, why are you making it more difficult for me ?  
  • look no offence but i’ve already lost interest in what you’re talking about.  
  • you don’t have a girlfriend, do you ?  
  • this place seriously gives me the creeps.  
  • holy shit  -  he’s dead !  
  • do not trust your senses.  
  • do not trust anyone, or anything.  
  • i need help, and medical attention too !  
  • is there someone else here ?  
  • everybody just stay calm.  
  • you’re coming with us.  
  • oh thank god, someone actually found me.  
  • thought i was done for a moment there.  
  • well ? what are you waiting for ?  
  • i wouldn’t blame you if you don’t think i look trustworthy.  
  • i’m starting to lose my patience here.  
  • you see ? you can trust me.  
  • just please … don’t do that again.  
  • unfortunately i never had any intentions of taking you with me.  
  • oh my, yet another victim of the disease.  
  • i’m here to cure you.  
  • the pestilence is here, and i can sense it.  
  • i am the cure.  
  • do not be afraid.  
  • we rarely get visitors down here.  
  • there’s no need to hide, i’m here to help.  
  • i hear you breathing.  
  • you need my help, and i need your help.  
  • i have no business speaking to you.  
  • i hope the rest of them are alright.  
  • maybe i’m just hearing things.  
  • are you injured ?  
  • who the hell is there ?!  
  • what the hell are you ?  
  • oh god, what the hell is that ?  
  • i thought i lost you for a moment there.  
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timohtydrake

You look ready to smile, which I’m sure in your case means… Well, I don’t know what that could mean, as I’ve never actually seen one.

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@getinthefunvee hasn’t seen judgmental yet

          “You look like shit.”
For once, it was true. Tony stared up at the power lines overhead, visible under the sulfur-ish yellow of the half-burned out street lamp, and tried not to think about what was on the surface of the alley he was currently lying in. This suit was clearly going to go straight into an incinerator. As for his body, at least he had a full-on decontamination tunnel in the Tower.
This is the reason I don’t come downtown, he quipped back, and was gratified to hear his voice was only a little rough from being throttled. You want to give me a hand, or are you just going to stand there looking way more judgmental than a guy with a bloody nose and a split lip has any right to?
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          If Tony Stark had openly wondered what was on the surface of the alley he was lying in, the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen could have given him a painfully detailed description of things he didn’t want to know anything about, but his imagination might actually manage even worse.  Matt could admit that he had zero clue what the imagination of someone like Stark would be like.           He didn’t point out that he’d have thought that a man with the money and tech that Tony Stark had wouldn’t be in situations like this, mostly because he figured it would be in bad taste to point out the apparent misconception when the man himself was laying in the filth of an alley, so he reached out a wrapped hand with blood that wasn’t his on the knuckles to give Stark a hand up.  “This is just a Tuesday night for me.  I get the feeling it’s not for you.”

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@phencyclidinc sent:  “It’s right up your alley.”

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          “Is that a nice way of saying you want it pro bono?  Even I have to pay bills sometimes.”  He said it like he wouldn’t take the case, even if that was what she was asking him for - the line about bills wasn’t a lie at all, but he wasn’t exactly the sort to turn down someone in need.

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Jurassic Park (1993) sentence starters -

feel free to change / add them to best suit your needs / scenarios!  ♥

  • “That’s the illusion!”
  • “Uh uh uh! You didn’t say the magic word!”
  • “If Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.”
  • “Hold on to your butts.”
  • “Thanks, dad.”
  • “That is one big pile of shit.”
  • “What the hell do you think you’re doing in here?”
  • “That doesn’t look very scary.”
  • “Item 151 on today’s glitch list.”
  • “I’m totally unappreciated in my time.”
  • “You know everything is my problem.”
  • “What’s so wrong with kids?”
  • “Okay, who’s the jerk?”
  • “I’m always on the lookout for the future ex-Mr/s _____________.”
  • “I happen to be a vegetarian.”
  • “Why would they care what we think?”
  • “You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.”
  • “Remind me to thank _______ for a lovely weekend.”
  • “I really hate that man.”
  • “Life uh, finds a way.”
  • “Babies smell.”
  • “We’re in a wee bit of a hurry.”
  • “Yes, yes, yes, that’s why we’re taking extreme precautions.”
  • “So, you know; try to show a little respect.”
  • “We can make it if we run.”
  • “It’s right up your alley.”
  • “Spared no expense.”
  • “What do they got in here? King Kong?”
  • “How did I get here?”
  • “That is absolutely out of the question!”
  • “So, who’s hungry?”
  • “God, I hate being right all the time.”
  • “Nice hat. What are you trying to look like a secret agent or something.”
  • “The feeling is mutual.”
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lightning rattles the glass and though he knows, rationally, the weather is what it is tonight feels as if the building is at war with the world. bruised knuckles ache as he walks. the hallways long and the building empty enough that the wind echoes with a shriek through it. 
the night watch is rarely his duty, but exceptions are often made when hands are short. tonight, his hands will have to do. though steady as they are, even he has to pause when movement catches his eye. the flashlight swings and he frowns. “who’s there?”
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          The weather outside was absolutely awful and it wasn’t helping Matt’s mood in trying to deal with this whole situation.  He was drenched, and while that wasn’t comfortable, it was the fact that he had to be exceptionally careful about his movements to avoid leaving obvious watery prints that was irritating.  Nothing like setting himself up for a rough time.  It helped that the undercover Fed was easy to find, so he theoretically wouldn’t have to fight the entire way through the building, but he still had a nice, carefully picked spot in the shadows of an open doorway to a dark room.  The fact that Barton had a flashlight certainly suggested that the rest of the hallway was dark enough, but Matt was trying to be careful.           “I’m not a threat, Bernard.  Keep the flashlight low.”
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@dcviltongued asked:  “How did I get here?”
jurassic park : accepting
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I BROUGHT YOU HERE. ❜
concern lays heavy in the thunderer’s voice; his brows knit and his touch is gentle, but a hard and broiling energy, angry and protective, positively rolls off of him. it’s almost palpable, worry and rage twisting around each other until they are almost one and the same. he smells of ozone of ozone and blood, though WHOSE blood may be up for question. still, it’s silent here, and any signs of battle have faded. it had been far more brutal than any may have EXPECTED.
❛ how are you feeling? ❜
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          The concern was nearly tangible in the air as soon as Thor spoke, but there was something much more dynamic just beneath the surface, rumbling like the thunder that usually preceded the god himself.  Matt could smell the ozone stronger than ever, refreshing and energizing in ways that the scent of blood on Thor was not.  It wasn’t just the time to have been moved to a safer location that Matt was missing, and that much was clear even to the rattled mind in his skull.             “Great.  I’m feelin’ great. Where is here?” he asked, his voice a little rough around the edges, but it was among the many things he wasn’t trying to spare the attention to deal with.  The fact that he was reading scents and heartbeat off of Thor and getting an awful lot of question marks about the rest of his surroundings was just something he....figured would just clear up.  At some point.  He still wasn’t even sure what had hit him.

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