Just A Main,,,

i am once again reminded of the fact that toby fox is a genius at comedic pacing

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

Are you high?

I am actually one of the dozens of people worldwide who make jokes on purpose

This meme except they're nice friends supporting each other :)

finished their cowboy redesigns! :3

Concentration camp.

They built a concentration camp.

I don't think words can describe what this other than genocide.

IM FULLY LOSING IT FALIN LEARNS ABOUT THEIR MONSTER EATING ADVENTURES AND IMMEDIATELY IS LIKE "so what about fish-people? :3" AND LAIOS JUST "no the party didnt let me :<"

this right after they feed her red dragon meat whilst she is still unaware that her new body is.. made of dragon meat.... and laios is like "eh its probably fine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Just

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i love parking my car perfectly and beautifully and correctly with plenty of space between the lines and then coming back and still having to squeeze my fat ass into it like a boba through a bendy straw because someone parked their oversized Daddy’s Special Boy-mobile a smooth 6 inches from my goddamn door

this wouldn't leave my brain

Such a narrow escape

Next time we'll get him

Hey wait we can reblog with polls

Followers please drown the tumblr boyfriend. for me.

DROWN.

Achievement unlocked!

Schrödinger’s boyfriend (tumblr)

At the time that I voted, it was perfectly 50/50.

my friends playing through hzd and his computer should be able to run the game pretty smoothly but it keeps fucking it up and he sent me a screenshot and I have to keep restraining myself from looking at it because it makes me want to laugh so hard I throw up

wen u smell a fard

T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner

2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things