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This made my brain go brr, therefore it’ll make your brain go brr too if you’re following me <3
Reblog to give prev a magical amulet that protects them from headache
You can't cut soft cheese in thin slices or wedges because it just gets squished, but you can with hard cheese, cause the protein holds it together. Casein point:
The creator of these images is Matt Bernstein, one of my favorite educators online -- he makes incredibly clear, forceful collections of information like this one. He's queer, has fantastic nails, and has done a lot of education recently from his perspective as a Jewish person on why supporting Palestine is so important. Here's a link to this post, which he created for World AIDS Day on 12/1/23.
Twenty years ago, February 15th, 2004, I got married for the first time.
It was twenty years earlier than I ever expected to.
To celebrate/comemorate the date, I'm sitting down to write out everything I remember as I remember it. No checking all the pictures I took or all the times I've written about this before. I'm not going to turn to my husband (of twenty years, how the f'ing hell) to remember a detail for me.
This is not a 100% accurate recounting of that first wild weekend in San Francisco. But it -is- a 100% accurate recounting of how I remember it today, twenty years after the fact.
Join me below, if you would.
My favourite kind of poll is ones where OP clearly made a VERY incorrect assumption
If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽
A bowl of rainbow goldfish
Very glad I Googled that to discover it is a brand of baked crackers and prev is not downing their aquarium on the daily
If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽
A bowl of rainbow goldfish
Very glad I Googled that to discover it is a brand of baked crackers and prev is not downing their aquarium on the daily
I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!
Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we’d never see eachother again.
At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when I’d spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn’t made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn’t possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.
We’re dating now, and I genuinely think I’m going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn’t been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said “I KNOW.”
THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE “ONLY ONE BED” EXCUSE. Y’all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.
Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It’s full circle really.
oh my god
there was only one bed
but it was STAGED
I love this so much
New Fanfic Trope Unlocked!!!!!
AU:There was only one bed - by design👀
Fake dating or only one bed?
Fake only one bed
THE TROPE HAS LEVELED UP
“orchestrated bed scarcity” is my new favorite phrase
one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
A double-drabble for fest.
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“You rebuilt my car,” said Bond, stunned.
“Yes,” said Q. “An interesting technical…”
“I could kiss you,” Bond teased.
“Please don’t,” said Q after a nearly imperceptible pause.
His tone was dry and bored. He’d rolled his eyes and was almost the picture of the disinterested quartermaster—who dealt with multiple deadly, flirtatious agents on a regular basis—almost.
Bond’s life, too often, depended on him noticing the things others didn’t want him to see. And right now, there was something that Q didn’t want him to see.
So, he looked.
“You didn’t rebuild the car I dunked in the Tiber,” said Bond.
“Please,” said Q. “It’s still drying out.”
“Nor the Jag 004 crashed in Monaco.”
“Unsalvageable,” said Q. “Not worth the effort.”
“I’d assumed this was too,” said Bond.
“Recreating the original modifications was an interesting technical challenge,” Q repeated.
“I’m sure.” Bond took a step closer. Q held his ground though there was a flicker of concern in his eyes.
“You rebuilt my car,” said Bond, more gently than the first time. “I could kiss you.”
Not a statement.
An offer.
“Don’t,” said Q, eyes moving restlessly, looking everywhere but at Bond. “Not unless you mean it.”
sick of “scottish independence” this and “irish reunification” that
theres 3 of us and 1 of england
i say we just kick the english out the uk
Ireland, Scotland, and Wales kick England out and join the UK as the United Celtic Nations.
We can do this folks we can even steal some of france
the bretons would probably be down tbh
Solid chance that all of France will vote in favour if you promise us it’ll piss off England.
Why is this still not happening 😢
Guy 1: hey we need to name this city something normal so nobody suspects a thing, any ideas?
Guy 2:
This fucking name makes everything sound so sus I love it
reddit is entering like an inverted renaissance of bad posting. this is one of the best/worst posts ive seen in a long time
i am also constantly saying that we should eliminate 96% of men from the gene pool
I love this cos male pattern baldness is so trivial?? Like not using anything rare and debilitating as something to make your point, no hairloss is our most signifigant genetic problem. I love it
Eugenics is evil no matter the target but it says so much about the writer that they went for baldness as their example instead of like, cystic fibrosis. The poster child for easy-to-track, extremely debilitating recessive conditions. Guy tried to market eugenics and didn't even take the low-hanging fruit.
side note: women also carry the male pattern baldness gene in approximately equal amounts to men, it just isn't expressed. So you'd be sterilising 96% of the total population in his example. Which I'm certain would not basically destroy modern society it would be fine.
