WHO has watched Dragons Rising I need to scream about it with someone

I’m so sorry I haven’t I need to emotionally recover before diving back into the fucktruck of fresh trauma they’re dumping on our boys

A MINUTE

YOU REALLT COULDNT WAIT MORE THAN A MINUTE H U H STAMPEDE

A minute was A LL IT TOOK TO RIP OUT MY SOUL ABT VASH. FUCK YOU THIS IS GONNA RUIN ME WONT IT

And ofc his first lines to Meryl are a fuckin hand pun. Of course. God I love this baby

After all the yaoi hands & fish onsie jokes I’m sorry I cannot take Nai seriously anymore I’m (not) sorry

OKAY FUCKING. FUCK EPISODE 5. FUCK OW OW OW OW OW

Wolfwood stop killing children challenge (impossible difficulty)

My favorite guys

Wolfy can I respectfully ask that I show this to my friends (victims) when I tell them that these are my favourite fictional men without context?

and you will willingly place yourself betwixt the jaws of the beast

once again I am not okay

I may have a fucked up taste in men, but at least i'm not throwing heart eyes at a guy who threatened to play with my bones if i don't save an orphanage

VASH 👀👀👀

OH SO THATS THE CONTEXT BEHIND THAT LINE HUH

A MINUTE

YOU REALLT COULDNT WAIT MORE THAN A MINUTE H U H STAMPEDE

A minute was A LL IT TOOK TO RIP OUT MY SOUL ABT VASH. FUCK YOU THIS IS GONNA RUIN ME WONT IT

And ofc his first lines to Meryl are a fuckin hand pun. Of course. God I love this baby

After all the yaoi hands & fish onsie jokes I’m sorry I cannot take Nai seriously anymore I’m (not) sorry

OKAY FUCKING. FUCK EPISODE 5. FUCK OW OW OW OW OW

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

Started humming GHOST & Hozier to genretest this and OH MY GOD HE DO BE DANCIN ON BEAT

Filipino Jon you are so important to me

So that’s why he looks like one of my uncles

If it looks like I never sleep it's because I have posts queued up at irregular hours. This post, too, is queued

To be fair you’re on the internet, no one keeps regular hours here lol

A MINUTE

YOU REALLT COULDNT WAIT MORE THAN A MINUTE H U H STAMPEDE

A minute was A LL IT TOOK TO RIP OUT MY SOUL ABT VASH. FUCK YOU THIS IS GONNA RUIN ME WONT IT

And ofc his first lines to Meryl are a fuckin hand pun. Of course. God I love this baby

After all the yaoi hands & fish onsie jokes I’m sorry I cannot take Nai seriously anymore I’m (not) sorry

A MINUTE

YOU REALLT COULDNT WAIT MORE THAN A MINUTE H U H STAMPEDE

A minute was A LL IT TOOK TO RIP OUT MY SOUL ABT VASH. FUCK YOU THIS IS GONNA RUIN ME WONT IT

And ofc his first lines to Meryl are a fuckin hand pun. Of course. God I love this baby

After all the yaoi hands & fish onsie jokes I’m sorry I cannot take Nai seriously anymore I’m (not) sorry

old raiden!vash sketches because i had a vision

Gin tmfnddndbdhfhghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hi (throws more saturated trigun fan art in the air and runs away(

BLORBO AND BABYGIRL COMITING CRIMES LETS GOOOO

A MINUTE

YOU REALLT COULDNT WAIT MORE THAN A MINUTE H U H STAMPEDE

A minute was A LL IT TOOK TO RIP OUT MY SOUL ABT VASH. FUCK YOU THIS IS GONNA RUIN ME WONT IT

And ofc his first lines to Meryl are a fuckin hand pun. Of course. God I love this baby

Thoughts? (and prayers)

would like to preface this by saying the poll results are very subject to null and there is Every likelihood that i'll wake up at midnight in cold sweat and completely switch sides but. well.

So. For those unaware: In hadestown, hermes is the narrator, often breaking the fourth wall while also interacting with characters within the canon. In the original cast album he is played as more serious. There is an edge to him, like a seedy man you buy drinks for at a bar and then get a lore dump (He's also still very fun. He ribs at Hades constantly and sings and dances with Persephone). In the broadway he's a bit more whimsical in voice but performs the same roles throughout the musical. In this one, there's the added layer that he took Orpheus under his wing, while deny caring for the boy. At the end of the musical, he calls Orpheus a friend. So! His character is pretty flexible, but he's generally seen as a helping hand and sounds very remorseful every time the story ends in tragedy. (Because he is the narrator, it starts all over again)

So! notes.

Gertrude as Hermes:

Pros: Generally less sadistic and easier to see as a mentor figure. Has a connection to the Eye and was the former archivist, so it would make sense to have her be the narrator. Has at least interacted with Sasha once, and had also thought that Sasha would have been her successor, so there is a connection somewhere. Also. Gertrude in the silver suit.

Cons: She has no connections to Tim (who plays Orpheus in this)

Elias/Jonah as Hermes:

Pros: Unsure if this is a pro or con, but this would be a sort of play on hermes being a helping hand if he's more manipulative in this one? Less Hermes helping Orpheus by telling him the way down and more Hermes tricking Orpheus into going down into Hadestown. He is also under the Eye, so a narrator role would also work for him. Has a stronger connection to Tim and Sasha (though he's not really shown much interest in them in canon)

Con: Same with aforementioned, he would be different from how Hermes is normally portrayed. Gertrude would be a Hermes who wants the story to end well. Elias would be a Hermes who wants it to end in tragedy. Also no mentor figure.

see my current thought process is elias might fit better but also i'm a feminist

Honestly with Gertrude I see it as her watching the boy who fell in love with her assistant (and possible daughter figure) make the same mistakes over and over again. So she watches with the hope that maybe this time, this time this young man who runs around with his heart wide open will be able to walk into the sun with his love hand in hand. With hope that they will have just one more day together.