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White boy shocks staff at chinese restaurant by ordering in perfect ancient sumerian

The white boy shock staff

LGBTQ PEOPLE! if you were thinking of looking up your emotionally abusive cishet ex girlfriend/ex best friend from high school and/or college, DON’T. let me make it easier for you. if you were wondering what she’s up to now, it’s probably one of these

stay safe. do not open facebook 

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

hes literally our princess di

Uh oh guys looks like the asbestos defender has logged in! *pan to a fuzzy corpse in the corner covered in fragments*

I don't rmemeber what asbestos looks like or does

bitches be like “I’m done with Homestuck” and then push the quadrant agenda in every fandom thereafter

i hate when she hides her pain behind her smile.tell me everything baby

actually no the funniest types of pokemon are the ones that are half normal type. like yeah this lion breathes fire but not that much fire yknow .it’s still a lion

ok maybe i'll try posting OC stuff now and then That's Ruru! she's one of my magical girls from a little ongoing project I got going on with a friend of mine When she's not doing magical girl work, she has a job as a hair stylist

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

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