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“You know, I’m thinking we should alternate these birthdays. You’ve had the past twenty, i should get the next twenty. Starting today.”

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“Wh– no?!  We’ll be like five hundred or dead or something by then.  No way.”

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“You’re just saying that because you know I’m right,” he scowled. “Let me eat the cake!” 

“Sure,” he shrugged, nodding and smirking as he scooped up some icing with his finger and licked it off.  “When I’m done with it.”

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“You know, I’m thinking we should alternate these birthdays. You’ve had the past twenty, i should get the next twenty. Starting today.”

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“Wh– no?!  We’ll be like five hundred or dead or something by then.  No way.”

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“Why are you so against it?!” he argued back. “Get Ryou in here, I promise you he’ll take my side,” he ordered. “Do it.” 

“No, he would not!  That’s not fair, don’t try to turn him against me!” Malik scoffed and shook his head in flat refusal.

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“You know, I’m thinking we should alternate these birthdays. You’ve had the past twenty, i should get the next twenty. Starting today.”

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“Wh– no?!  We’ll be like five hundred or dead or something by then.  No way.”

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“What the fuck kind of trust is that?” the voice pitched. “Even if it’s not twenty minutes, you still had twenty fucking years of birthdays,” he growled. “Are you seriously telling me you can’t handle missing just one?” 

“Quit changing the argument!” Malik snapped back, cutting through the cake harder than needed in his frustration and clinking it against the plate, chipping it a bit.  “Great-- Why are even so into this suddenly?”

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“You know, I’m thinking we should alternate these birthdays. You’ve had the past twenty, i should get the next twenty. Starting today.”

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“Wh– no?!  We’ll be like five hundred or dead or something by then.  No way.”

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Mnyeh, I’m Malik and I can’t eat second because I’ll starve,” he mimicked him. “Twenty years, you think you can give me twenty minutes, you selfish fucking cow?” 

Rude,” Malik put a hand to his chest and feigned more offense to the insult than he really felt, though it did sting his pride a bit.  “It’s not gonna just be twenty minutes and you and I both know it.  If I don’t get my piece first you’re not gonna let me have any.”

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“You know, I’m thinking we should alternate these birthdays. You’ve had the past twenty, i should get the next twenty. Starting today.”

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“Wh– no?!  We’ll be like five hundred or dead or something by then.  No way.”

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The voice laughed in his head. “I mean, you could try, it might help,” he sneered. “The best way to win is just to give up, you know? Let me eat the cake, watch me.” 

“I don’t wanna watch you eat.  You can have some when I’m done,” he grumbled back, using his fork to scrape the smooshed up cake back onto the plate and return to the kitchen to start all over.

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“Thanks I hope you made me a super big cake again!”

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“When have I ever said no to cake?” He laughed, nodding. “A decent size piece please since I know it’ll be gone soon.”

Malik grinned and cut an extra big slice for Ryou-- exaggeratedly large, though he didn’t doubt his friend would be able to plow through it just fine.  He plated his own piece, licking a bit of excess frosting from his thumb.  “So, cake is good, but-- what else did you get me?” he asked with a wide grin, batting his eyelashes at Ryou.

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“You know, I’m thinking we should alternate these birthdays. You’ve had the past twenty, i should get the next twenty. Starting today.”

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“Wh– no?!  We’ll be like five hundred or dead or something by then.  No way.”

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He waited silently, watching Malik take the plate from the counter to the table, just before he was about to set it down…. and he sent another surge through, causing Malik to jolt and flip the plate face down– or rather, cake down– on the table.

He just stared down at the plate for a long moment as he seethed silently before he growled in frustration.  “I really wish I could punch you in the face sometime, you know that?!  Ryou made that for me, you’re wasting it!” he lifted the edge of the plate as if to check how salvageable it might be but it was so smashed into the table that it looked more like a crappy pancake now.

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“Thanks I hope you made me a super big cake again!”

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“Well, I’ll make sure to make them with meat next time.” He teased. “Both are vegan recipes so you can dig right in.”

He stuck out his tongue at the tease, but set to work grabbing them each a plate and slicing the cake carefully into even slices.  “You’re having some, right?”

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“You know, I’m thinking we should alternate these birthdays. You’ve had the past twenty, i should get the next twenty. Starting today.”

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“Wh– no?!  We’ll be like five hundred or dead or something by then.  No way.”

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He grasped the brief opportunity with both metaphoric hands and intercepted Malik’s movement, switching the direction of his hand and slapping his own self in the face. “Hah! That’s what you get, gaylord. I can do this all day.” 

Malik flinched back and grunted, scowling at his own hand and shaking it as if to loosen some invisible hold from it.  At least he was home and didn’t have to worry about who might be seeing this shit.  “You’re such an ass munch, quit it!  Just let me eat my cake,” he puffed his cheeks in a huff and finished plating the slice.

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“You know, I’m thinking we should alternate these birthdays. You’ve had the past twenty, i should get the next twenty. Starting today.”

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“Wh– no?!  We’ll be like five hundred or dead or something by then.  No way.”

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“Nope, tomorrow isn’t a birthday,” he said adamantly. “Today is mine. Step aside, nerd.”

“Tomorrow could be a birthday, don’t be such a butt about it.  I have cake to eat, leave me be.” He swatted his hand as if dealing with a fly buzzing past his ear.

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