I know fanfiction is like this big joke and everything, but man, have I read some fics that have completely knocked the wind out of me. New York Times Best Sellers could NEVER.

THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST POST IN TUMBLR HISTORY. RECOGNIZE.

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only time i will ever reblog family guy

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YOU WENT FRAME BY FRAME HOLY CRAP. IT FITS SO WELL. I LOVE THIS.

I know I say this a lot, but this is the greatest post on Tumblr.

Can confirm this

Modern laundry sauce doesn’t cause color leaching like old laundry sauce did

…..call it something else

clothes marinade

Fabric Juice

outfit soup

you literally never have to ask me “can we cuddle” because the answer is always yes

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*slides Disney $2*

Princess and the Frog 2 where Naveen gets himself into some nonsense and Tiana has to go rescue him and Lottie will NOT be allowing her best friend in the whole world to go on an adventure without her AGAIN, not this time no sir. And the whole movie is just about the power of friendship and the love and support that exists between women with brief intermissions peppered throughout showing Naveen having the time of his life being the most obnoxious prisoner he knows how to be with full certainty that his amazing wife is on her way to save him.

Actually this is a good plot, and I want to see this.

hello, 911? i’d like to report a mass mercy killing

Those of us looking for jobs may we find jobs soon!

Amen

So tired of everyone else except me getting lucky

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Reblogged this two days ago and here I am with a new job. 💃🏼

pls

I just need another job. I’m so sick of working 6 days a week EVERY WEEK!

people talking about your confidence is a fat girl thing, isn’t it? 

i really can’t tell you how many times i get this in my inbox:

i love your confidence! your confidence is sexy! i envy your confidence! 

and a thin girl recently told me: confidence is the most attractive thing a women can carry though, and that is only something you can control.

but i have never seen a thin girl be told it’s their confidence that makes them attractive. when i get these messages it really reads like: fat girls aren’t supposed to be confident and comfortable in their skin but you are!! and that’s kind of gross honestly.

told yall

believe us

me: wow i actually don’t feel so bad maybe i’m getting better!

me 2 minutes later:

Why is this so funny

One of the best parts of having a toddler in your life that can navigate YouTube is they find some wild shit

So were just gonna sit and pretend this doesnt SLAP??

Oh i would never claim this wasn't the bop of the century. I have taste

Oh yeah. This goes off honey

@ everyone who is feeling sad tonight ily take care of yourselves and I hope you feel better soon

ghost choir 👻 🎵

I DID NOT THINK ANYTHING COULD TOP GHOST DUET

I WAS WRONG

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE WRONG IN ALL MY LIFE

Happy Halloween the 1st!

You can see that last ghost’s sweat, they’re trying so hard and it’s amazing!!!

psa

pedophiles / “map”s (mostly on twitter) have started using the pear emoji (🍐) to discreetly signal to other pedos that theyre one of them. here are some people who are open pedophiles using this signal:

however, most people using the pear are actually trying to be discreet, and won’t outright say they’re a pedo. if you see someone with a pear emoji in their name or bio, be wary.

please rb to spread the word if you can.