xoxo , little bird .ᐟ ( modern hotd )
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ the end of a chapter.
summery : you and your two best friends are preparing to move to king’s landing for the summer. as always , helaena is always right.
rating : mature , this chapter will include drug use and mature language.
hello , my little birds , i know , i have been silent for sometime now. i’ve seen your messages that have piled up over the last few months , and i can promise i have not abandoned you. i’m sure our lovely nobles have been praying to the seven that i would not return. but , alas , i am not here for them. of course , i take pride in exposing their affairs and showing all of their nasty flaws. but i’m the pride of smallfolk , i live to show you all that all of your ‘idols’ are nothing more than the worst of the seven kingdoms.
now , that is is summer and all of our favorites are swarming the capital once again , what can we expect this summer , i wonder? i’ve seen several questions whether i suspected that our favorite mysterious prince would reunite with the baratheon sisters after their orgy , but i do not think this will happen. several little birds in storm’s end informed me that floris and cassandra have not gotten along since they shared our prince. aegon , on the other hand , i’ve seen he’s already started his partying along the streets of silk with some of the locals’ favorite dancers. i’m sure our lovely queen will be paying off the tabloids to make sure all the videos and photos do not leak into the media , but do not fear , the green queen cannot buy my silence and you shall find them linked in his album like always. i’ve also heard that our dreamy helaena will be returning this summer now that she has graduated citadel university this year. i suspect she will be returning within a few days with our daring daeron and baela who also attends the oldtown university.
in other news , we have heard that princess rhaenyra and prince daemon have returned with their children from their quick family vacation in pentos. jacaerys seems to have gotten a tan , joffrey has apparently gotten past his biting habit , rhaena has been charming all the elites across the narrow sea , the two youngest princes have been sleeping , and lastly , i’ve heard the whispers that our young lucerys has been an absolute menace to society.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ as always , my little birds , send me photos , videos and all the dirty details that you have heard and witnessed.
your favorite little bird.
