black lives matter. now and always. take care of each other out there.š
love to everyone who has been taking the streets and protesting against this injustice. this love is not conditional on you "not breaking anything" or "not rioting". burning police property in particular is a 100% valid protest.
that said, fuck fascism, fuck liberal capitulation to fascism and fuck america.
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i have a lot of rage and thoughts about the current moment but there's a certain amount of clarity that you need to be able to automate satire about it and i am absolutely not there.
hitting pause on this bot because bad thinkpieces have uh, COMPLETELY outpaced my ability to do satire. will start again when a) things calm down a little and b) i can do some updates.
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