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champagne queen

@lalalivid-blog / lalalivid-blog.tumblr.com

i wouldnt. playing with time is such difficult magic. you'll only make it worse.
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captainkay

Like playing with boobs?

Now you have a legit reason to do so.

Science has found that compressing the cells in breasts will decrease the chance of malignant cells growing in the tissue. So playing with boobs can help prevent breast cancer. So play with your boobs! Play with your partner’s boobs! It’s healthy!

thank you science

BOOST

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reblogged

If you haven’t read this story, then you need to. I haven’t seen this post in so long so I figured I’d bring it back. Hahahah

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luobingmeis

things you need to know when talking to me:

  • i talk really fast
  • i mumble
  • sometimes i talk really fast and mumble at the same time
  • sometimes the words from my head don’t transfer right to my mouth so i sometimes just speak nonsense and im the only one who gets what im saying
  • have fun trying to understand me
  • i repeat stories a lot bc nothing interesting happens to me but i want to be validated
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Me: *inhales*

Me: “🌈🌈🌈 I love girls👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩sappho is my mom👯👯👭👭👩‍👩‍👦👩‍👩‍👦that lesbionic life💋💋🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🌈💎⭐️find me at any moment of the day✨✨‼️🏳️‍🌈loving and appreciating girls❤️🔶💛💚💙💜I'm🌈a🏳️‍🌈big👭lesbian👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩and ❤️there🔶 is💛nothing💚you💙can💜do👯about👩‍❤️‍👩it‼️‼️🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈⭐️⭐️👩‍👩‍👧💋💍💍🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈✨⭐️‼️‼️”

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how people think girls comment on each others selfies: 

  • omg gorgeous <3(:
  • that’s my best friend right there <3
  • you look so good babe !
  • beautiful as always xoxo

how girls actually comment on each others selfies: 

  • pee on me
  • spit on my limbs
  • The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1346–53.
  • u look like a sausage 

Um, this is actually very inaccurate and I have every girl in my high and middle school to prove this

i saw a girl once so stop??

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Gay Person: I'm gay
Straight Person: I don't care as long as you don't hit on me [forced laughter]
Gay Person: Don't worry about that, you're not really my type anyway.
Straight Person:
Straight Person:
Straight Person: wat the fcuk did u just say
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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be in the tumblr laws. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
I've been looking for this everywhere.
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reblogged

‘But how do you know you’re a lesbian?’ Uh have you SEEN girls

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reblog if you love the moon, or any other really big rock

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buttergin

Does this include Dwayne

Of course it does

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