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jester 4 jester

@paladinbaby / paladinbaby.tumblr.com

faun // 23 // they/them // sometimes art mostly nonsense // ko-fi.com/paladinbaby
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[Image Description: A commission sheet on a pale blue background made up of three images. The first is labelled "full body" in block caps written in the top left and has three examples of full body illustrations The second image says "Moving Sale" in slightly more decorative lettering with hearts around it. Underneath "All commissions £50". The third image says "tarot card" in block caps in the bottom right corner with three examples of tarot card illustrations above, inline with the images in the first image. End ID.]

I’m moving countries this year and that process is simply so expensive so while i do some initial bits im running a moving sale! for the time being either commission style is only £50

moving sale commissions available here <33

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What's up, I made a meme that I'm sure is extremely broad-audience and relatable

This has gone far enough that it has now circled back to my dash organically. Love that we all hate pointless wool blends. Hate that we can't escape them.

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me and my mate eli invented a cheesy high school sports movie au on twitter where kipperilly multiclasses into barbarian in freshman year and gets an outlet for her rage and then joins the bloodrush team with mary ann and has an epic sports rivalry with fabian and gorgug.

this is from when their bickering escalates into an actual fistfight on the field and they lose a Big Game and gorthalax forces them to do chores to Bond. and then later a monster attacks them to make sure they bond

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emiko-matsui

what's so funny to me is that i saw people starting to speculate why jace was in on the plan which made me reflect that i hadn't even considered a possibility that wasn't just the fact that he was getting cock from porter. like i wish i was kidding

im with you guys he might be a genuinely evil and unredeemable man but i also do think his dick game is out of this world

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coworkers under 35 love me for my cowboy bebop jacket, coworkers over 35 love me for my cd player, management loves me for my mental illness-fueled punctuality. everyone feels vaguely wary of me for my overall poor impression of acting like a human

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i think some of you ask ppl their pronouns as a politer way of asking ppl what their gender is

i may be biased bc im a he/any dyke, but it truly just feels like you guys hear someone using he/him and assume theyre a man automatically even IF you say that anyone can use he/him without being a man

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vamptits

im not scared of my own desires. i sabotage myself to make sure i never get what i want for unrelated reasons.

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