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Bao (2018) dir. Domee Shi - Oscar winner for Best Animated Short

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

clearing out the trash

Yo, same goes for me, if you say any of this shit get the hell out

yo same goes for me if you say any of this shit get the hell out

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so my dad went boating and he sent me this video…😂

OHHHHHMYGOD GIVE THIS MORE NOTES

it’s 4 seconds just uNMUTE IT AND LISTEN

— Maz Kanata

Hannibal in a nutshell

Literally how a soldier thinks versus how a spy does.

#aaaaah!! #fucking THANK YOU!!! #this scene does NOT indicate that Steve is some bumbling idiot #all that’s happening here  #is that Steve thinks DIFFERENTLY  #than Nat #THIS is what makes them such a good team #he’s a soldier  #she’s a spy #they play different parts #THIS is Nat in her element #Steve is strategic as all fuck #he’s already made a plan to get Nat out of there safely #and keep the fight on him to avoid getting civilians hurt; #bc he’s a soldier #as a spy #Nat can get them out without anyone noticing #that’s her area of training #together #they make the badass brotp #steve rogers #natasha romanoff;                  

(via thebestpersonherelovesbucky)

Derek Hale: *gets shot, beaten up, is electrocuted, hurt, sexually abused, manipulated, framed for murder he didn’t do several times, girlfriend family and pack dies, everything is shit he is basically in hell*

Derek Hale: *gives out candy on halloween*

#character development

my common sense watching my idiot brain overthink everything

how do men this weak even manage to survive

men: what are these feminists talking about? we don’t objectify women

also men: the ideal woman is literally just an object shaped like a woman’s body

So the guy that posed this doesn’t eat, piss, or shit?

me: watches stranger things me, who was not alive in the 80s: god this really brings me back

Finally someone told Ted he was useless.

Sometimes I think about the future of self driving cars and how everyone I talk to about that future is like “okay but in an emergency we’ll be able to take back manual control, right?” and I usually placate them by saying, yeah, that’s totally how it’ll happen, but actually we’re already seeing the opposite. Cars with “self driving” features like steering and breaking that kick in and take control from the driver if the driver is about to rear end someone or is in a dangerous situation because the truth is computers can think faster and have better reflexes than us and I think about this going into the future and how if the self-driving cars are able to share their data with each other and learn from the driving experiences of every car on the road soon we’ll have cars that are so massively experienced at driving and avoiding accidents and making microsecond decisions and partial degree turns of the wheels and being so damn precise that automobile accidents will be almost unheard of and that’s when we’ll develop the most wasteful hilarious extreme sport in history where a single human driver will go up against an arena of ultra smart self driving cars and just by driving around recklessly try to coral them into crashing into each other and I tell you I would watch that sport all day.

#this didn’t end the way i expected

for those, like myself, that would like to know what that means in lbs

I heard that Daisy Ridley had an 8 pack.  That Daisy Ridley was shredded.