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Nerdy Lesbian Teacher

@nerdytutor-blog

This is a place for me to let loose and put whatever I want. You don't have to like me, you don't have to follow me. I'm here for fun. So enjoy.
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Person A: (Person B) do you want to get coffee sometime, maybe?
Person B: Uh-ye-Yeah!?
Person A: Great! Um after school?
Person B: Yeah after it is....Wait. You do mean that in a gay way right?
Person A: Yes,in a gay way.
Person B: Full homo?
Person A: A full homosexual coffee date.
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So as you might have guessed, that episode absolutely ruined me. What do I do after watching it? Put on some sad music and re-draw the scene, because apparently I like to suffer. This got entirely out of hand. :”)

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go watch the entire bomb again.

Everybody lowkey forgetting Lars is still on there

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my biggest pet peeve is when I call a boy pretty and about six people have their necks swivel all the way around on their shoulders exorcist style just to tell me that boys aren’t pretty they’re handsome

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pecry

sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

can we make this an ask meme?

reblog this if you want a book description of you sent to your inbox

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chimsugababy

dean and seamus casually HOLDING HANDS don’t tell me deamus isn’t canon ok

Okay but Rons like “you weaklings, I have to listen to my mom scream at us in this pitch all the time.

And theres Neville covering Trevors head trying to protect his little baby

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marauders70s

Neville’s awkward little supportive smile like “you’re terrible but I’m trying not to hurt your feelings.”

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Do you think Harry would have been better as the DADA teacher instead of as an auror? 147

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OH gosh YES absolutely! Harry James Potter, born to two brilliant parents he never got to know, whose most important memories revolve around the teachers and mentors who changed his life, none more so than Professor Lupin, who once would have been his Uncle Remus. Harry wanted to become an auror because Book 4 he was taught by Mad Eye Moody (regardless of him being Barty Crouch Jr. he was still a huge impact on Harry), and felt underprepared to face Voldemort in the Graveyard. 

In Book 5 Harry tentatively sounds out Ron “It would be cool….to be an auror.” “Yeah, it would,” Ron agreed fervently. Why? Because that was what was needed at the time. Harry goes on to form Dumbledore’s Army, and he thinks that the reason he enjoys it is because of DADA and because they are being fighters, but fails to recognize he enjoys it for teaching.

After the War, Harry probably feels it’s his duty to clean up the rest of the Death Eaters. And that’s fine. But after a while…wouldn’t he be tired? Wouldn’t he be deep-in-his-soul tired of darkness and soul splitting and torturers? So he retires. Early. Before 30. He has the money to live on his own but he gets an owl a few years down the road from McGonagall. She offers him the post, and it would be the ultimate slap in the face to Voldemort. Harry lets James and Albus graduate, but Lily is ecstatic for her dad to be her teacher. All of the students are completely in awe, and although with a few rough starts, Harry settles into his tenure at Hogwarts as the permanent DADA professor for many, many years, refusing the headmastership for his true love: teaching. Headmaster Longbottom was always kind to him though, and the two men grew old and fond of each other, their friendship stretching long behind them, the winding road of what might have almost been. Harry attends Frank Longbottom’s funeral with Neville in his forties. A year later, they lay a bewildered Alice to rest. 

Hogwarts becomes famed for its two Wizarding War heroes, just as Cambridge and Oxford had their great leaders of the time. So yes, Harry James Potter, Professor Potter returns his Dumbledore’s Army to where it belongs: in the heart of the school.

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