You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

Me, not talking: Ah fuck, I am being weird

Me, talking: Ah fuck, I am being weird

europe seeing the uk actually getting points and doing well in eurovision 2022:

mika’s suits can be brown, blue, violet sky, hurtful, purple, anything you like, green, mean, everyth

Everyone: France is going to sing a boring ballad as usual

France:

GO, LUKE. RANT, LUKE.

The biggest way in which my Jess is also a Luke. He’ll trail off, mid-rant, seeing a look I’m giving him and say, “I know, I know…. ‘Go, Luke, rant, Luke.’” -deep sigh-

moving your foot just so and feeling the ghost of a cramp so you freeze and pray it passes is the exact emotional experience as when the people in the jurassic park movie spot a trex and freeze to avoid being seen

being individuals together is so intimate. let’s read different books but curled up next to each other, let’s visit a coffee shop so you can study & i can write, let’s just be near each other

Oh mec, des croques madames ce serait tellement une bonne idée comme souper

me? overthinking?? blowing something out of proportion and letting it consume me for days??? yes constantly

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Anyone fleeing via Poland, the Czech Republic and Slovakia who is headed for Berlin:

Deutsche Bahn just waived ticket fees for Ukrainians! You can use the DB trains going towards Berlin for free!!!

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas

SuperCat in every episode (11/?) 1x08 -  Hostile Takeover (2/2)