ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

sam’s reveal at the end makes this a thousand times funnier

Bitches be like "Aragorn looks SO hot here" and it's just him having the worst day of his life

It's me. I'm bitches

BEN AFFLECK Jan 04 2024

#Thank you, Bob the Builder.

Doctor Who | "Star Beast"

me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today

When you're driving home at night and you meet a Ford F-150 on the road

all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

a collection of daredevil incorrect quotes

Karen: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Foggy: *turning to Matt* How tall are you?

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Karen: You have to apologize to Foggy Matt: Fine. Matt: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Foggy: Why are you on the floor? Matt: I'm depressed. Matt: Also I was stabbed, can you get Claire, please.

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Karen: We need to get through this locked door. Foggy, give me your credit card. Foggy: Here. Karen, pocketing it: Thanks. Matt, kick down the door.

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Foggy: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor. Matt: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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Foggy: Okay, truth or dare? Matt: Truth Foggy: How many hours have you slept this week? Matt: Matt: ...Dare Foggy: Go to bed. Matt: I don’t like this game.

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Matt: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Foggy: You and me!!! Matt, tearing up: Okay.

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Matt: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Foggy: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Matt: Absolutely not.

I hate it when people are like “get out of your comfort zone” literally every single thing I do in my life feels like me getting out of my comfort zone

Someone who hasn’t watch Star Trek, please explain this picture

everyone’s hallucinating. Red guy is having a baby, yellow guy is doing a sick air guitar solo, blue guy is getting shot in slow motion and beige guy just got out of an imaginary divorce. 

beige guy just kicked EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE WIGGLES IN THE BALLS and is standing in the middle of the carnage, contemplating life

Period cramp simulator on three cis dudes and one trans man