that exact moment in the handmaiden when sook-hee and hideko tell each other about the count’s separate plans and you realize you’re about to watch these straight men get played like a pair of fucking fiddles throughout the rest of the film

“you only lick once!” -what a dog would say :)

Wrong. Dogs can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

Um make your own post?

A dog would never say “yolo” or “you only lick once” because they can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

drinKING. smoKING. spanKING. all these kings in my life, and still no queen… any takers? ;) 

Dairy Queen

that was some real shit you just said homeboy lets go to dairy queen 

I’m about to tear up this plate of chicken tenders 

GREAT! LET’S BOUNCE!!

mah boi

kid’s meal

you feel like youre going to have a bad time

WE WERE ALL CORYXKENSHIN WHEN JAMES TOOK OFF HIS MASK

me: today i will play video game

*turns on video game*

me: