Woops got my lipstick smeared

I adore how she carries his head low, at her side, and not aloft in triumph. This is not a self-aggrandizing hero lauding her great deed. This is a woman who wanted to be left the fuck alone.

Also look at her body. The double hips. The asymetrical boobs. She’s thin, but she’s realistic as hell. That’s a real woman.

And the look in her eyes. Damn.

I originally saw photos of Garbati’s Medusa a long time ago, but I specifically remember this post from earlier this year. Medusa was one of those pieces that really buried into my head and heart. Sounds silly, but just looking at it gives me strength.

Today I was lucky enough to see it in person. She’s incredible. And, something that the original pictures don’t show— she’s HUGE!

I love this even better now that we can see the baffled look on Perseus’s face.

JESUS?? 

JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish

yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable

a true inspiration

I bet they are secretly thinking some big fish thoughts.

okay but why the music in the video make it seem like the fish bouta give someone the succ

wlw and mlm solidarity

this whole clip is gold, but the zoom-in after jacques’ comment makes me lose it every time

“Nope.”

THAT HOW YALL BEEN SAYING NOPE?!?!?!

me: hi how are you?

customer: im returning this

me: *slaps my ass loud enough to deafen them* i said how are you

Look, I made a thing… It just happened to time out REALLY well

Choreography by Dashaun Wesley [Original video]

Me walkin up to the counter at Popeyes SMACKED outta my mind bout to order 8 chicken sammiches

This is my favorite tik tok of all time

I……hate this sooooo fucking much…..

I’m her

16 year old me when a guy would lean back in his chair and his shirt would lift up

omg

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

*whispers desperately* bad romance

bennich-darkfall

That latex sound always makes me cringe.

The fucking “like a virgin” playing 😂😂😂

“girl you look thirsty” 😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

“hey do you have any cool plans for the break?”