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"Marry me!"
Witch Reader: No, thank you - I have a cat.
"We could be so happy together..."
Witch Reader: My cat puts a smile on my face every other day, I'd consider that all happiness I need in this lifetime-
"Aren't you lonely?"
Witch Reader: My cat keeps me company... whether I like it or not.
"What makes this cat of yours so much better than me?"
Witch Reader: They are obedient...at times, if I desire peace and quiet I can quite literally zip their mouth shut, and, most importantly, they rid me of pests like you-
[A large, humanoid shadow towers behind the witch's admirer - claws hooking onto their shoulders as its head tilts to get a better look at its prey's face]
"Strike four...If only the little rats who chased after you aimed their efforts towards someone they had an actual chance with. Per our agreement I can eat this one, can't I, master~"
Witch Reader: Hm... not quite. Their liver could be useful to me in coming days so please keep that intact for me.
"Wh....what's standing behind me?"
Witch Reader: [smiles] My cat.
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forever thinking about how sukuna considers your assassination attempts foreplay….but he does take it personally if you’re not doing it yourself. don’t send someone else to stab him or poison his food….you guys are in a committed relationship…
sukunas holding the decapitated head of the man you sent to slit his throat and he’s asking you if you even love him anymore
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Anonymous asked:
More of the yandere monster???? Like their married life, him being such a cutie cutie and the reader is a willing person to his yandere tendencies. Like him physically fighting someone for flirting with her for .01 second and her just being 😍🥰
Alright anon, seeing as this has once again resurfaced, I'll cover a little bit of marital life as per your suggestion. (I'm hoping you're referring to the older sibling monster)
Yandere! Monster Husband x Reader
A little change of plans and the wedding you've been kidnapped for continued without a hitch, except you married the monstrous sibling instead. Made for an awkward celebratory dinner, but no one dared to oppose the Beast.
Content: female reader, monster romance, mildly NSFW, saga of the monster hoe reader continues
Reader: Please... Just put a bullet between my eyes now.
Kidnapper: Relax. If your family loves you, they'll pay the ransom
Reader: I'm not worried about you. My wife is a retired assassin and if I'm late to dinner one more time I'll lose my outside privileges for a year.
Kidnapper: You really expect me to believe that? I'm sure your wife's crying her eyes out to police right now.
Reader: Who said I was married to a woman?
[Knock- Knock- Knock]
Femboy Housewife Yan: Helloooo in there~ Has anyone in there seen my darling dearest spouse around? It's casserole night and they promised they wouldn't be late this evening. If it's your fault they're not at the dinner table right now [giggles] Well.... It's probably best if you open the door now than later...
Reader, squirming in their chains: Hide me!
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Reader: Please... Just put a bullet between my eyes now.
Kidnapper: Relax. If your family loves you, they'll pay the ransom
Reader: I'm not worried about you. My wife is a retired assassin and if I'm late to dinner one more time I'll lose my outside privileges for a year.
Kidnapper: You really expect me to believe that? I'm sure your wife's crying her eyes out to police right now.
Reader: Who said I was married to a woman?
[Knock- Knock- Knock]
Femboy Housewife Yan: Helloooo in there~ Has anyone in there seen my darling dearest spouse around? It's casserole night and they promised they wouldn't be late this evening. If it's your fault they're not at the dinner table right now [giggles] Well.... It's probably best if you open the door now than later...
Reader, squirming in their chains: Hide me!
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YANDERE JOCK 🏈
TW: OBSESSION, YANDERE THEMES, STALKING, MILD HARASSMENT, IMPLIED MURDER
(FEMALE CHEERLEADER READER)
- Yandere! Jock who is convinced that the two of you are dating.
- Yandere! Jock who is like a golden retriever but is a freaking beast on the field and absolutely crushes every game because he sees you cheering on the sidelines for him. When asked how he gets his wins, he says, "My girl is watching. Can't let her down."
- Yandere! Jock who blows you kisses and waves even when you ignore him. He just loves you so much and is so happy when he spots you. Sure you might not always respond but the just means he has to try harder next time.
- Yandere! Jock who doesn't care when you tell him to leave you alone. You're probably just in a bad mood but it's okay! He'll make you feel better!
- Yandere! Jock who has the school also convinced that you guys are dating. He follows you around like a puppy and he always calls you 'my girl' so people naturally assumed you were together. Whenever you try to squash the rumors, he amps it up again.
- Yandere! Jock who loves when people think you're together. He
begsasks you to wear his letterman jacket so you have his name on you. He literally lights up if you wear it because it's cold or you want him to stop pestering you. - Yandere! Jock who only messes up during games when he stops to watch your cheer routine. If you're on top of a pyramid or some other dangerous stunt, he's rushing off the field to catch you. The football coach has since banned you from participating in any stunts.
- Yandere! Jock who is glued to you so much that you slowly start to get used to his presence. He takes advantage of your indifference and tries to do more stuff to get you to acknowledge him. He carries your stuff, buys you lunch, drives you home and even walks you home when you don't want to enter his car. Sure, you don't exactly know he's walking with you but he's just looking out for his best girl!
- Yandere! Jock who is so eager to see you, sometimes, that he's waiting outside your door first thing in the morning. What you don't know is that he's been there all night, staring at your window and waiting for you to wake up.
- Yandere! Jock who bribes the cheerleaders to wingman for him. All of a sudden, your team is telling you what a sweetheart he is and how you guys look so great together. With all these people on his side, you have to give in sooner or later, right?
- Yandere! Jock who finally asks you to be his girlfriend officially and is over the moon when you agree. If you thought he was clingy before, just wait. He's started leaving his things around for you to wear or carry like he's staking his claim on you. You have to explain the concept of personal space and alone time to him but he just stares at you in confusion. Why would you not want to be around him all the time? He loves being around you!
- Yandere! Jock who runs up after every game to hug you, despite your protests because he's so sweaty. It's like a dog being so excited they just jump on you and lick all over you. His teammates have to drag him away to his dismay. He just wanted to give you a little kiss, why's everyone keeping you from him?
- Yandere! Jock who let's you take charge, in and outside of the bedroom. Boy's just happy to be there.
- Yandere! Jock who is clingy even in his sleep. He likes to lay on top of you so you can't slip away and leave him all alone. He's huge so it's like sleeping under a giant space heater. If it's too hot to cuddle, he pouts and whines when you tell him not to touch you at all. He still finds a way though, and sometimes you wake up to him holding your hand from across the pillow wall.
- Yandere! Jock who is actually pretty harmless. He's like a giant puppy and isn't violent with the people around you. All he wants is your love and attention 24/7 and everyone is pretty much used to his antics to know where the line is drawn. That is, until a new person comes to school and starts making moves on you.
- Yandere! Jock who is usually very friendly but is cold with only them and refusing to leave your side when they're near you.
- Yandere! Jock who is in a great mood when they suddenly disappear without a trace.
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A/N: Please leave a like, comment and reblog if you enjoyed this! I personally this character he's adorable. If you want any headcanons or special requests, leave an ask too :)
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Keigo and you have been hooking up for a few months now. Nothing serious, you’re aware that he’s basically using you, a quick and easy lay in between shifts.
So when you find a new job, you don’t really think anything of it. He’ll move on to the next easy target probably before you’re even out the door.
You hand in your resignation letter, expecting a pat on the back. Maybe a gift card, for your services. But Keigo looks up at you on the verge of tears.
“You’re breaking up with me?”
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kate sharma + night attire
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Like to charge reblog to cast
You’re not casting
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Astarion knows an easy mark when he sees one 🤣
Bonus Gale reaction:
💀 the last frame killed me lmao
Gale disapproves as FUCK 😂
Anonymous asked:
First off, you are easily my favorite writer. All of your works are so interesting and awesome reads!!! Second, are you ever going to revisit Nest egg? It’s my favorite story of yours and I just got through my third re read of it. Thank you so much and I love your work!
Thank you ☺️! You guys are simply my favorite!
I’m currently under hiatus, but I’m not done with it. As MHA is ending, I will probably drop into an inescapable daydream state and finish it off.
I’m trying to decide whether to just post what would be the ending to all of my stories, so people can have closure, or wait till the depression and time coincide so I can write again-
decisions decision 🤦♀️
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dabi who has to do community service after his sentence x public librarian reader who really wants this asshole out of their extremely flammable collection
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@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu Gotouge, Demon Slayer // Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance // David Levithan, How They Met and Other Stories // Tennessee Williams, Notebooks
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I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground
"As I was saying, milady," he springs to his feet, declaring proudly, "I worship the very ground you - " before tripping again.
#my knight in stumbling armor
