i’m a simple human, i see peter parker cry, i cry.
panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh
Lost half my brain cells listening to Ballad of the Mona Lisa.
I have vastly misunderstood this post.
dont worry… someone out there with a cute face and a beautiful heart is waiting specifically for you
Do you know what I hate??
When I was growing up any time my brother upset/hurt/was rude to or downright nasty to me I was told “he’s just doing it to get a rise out of you” “he’s just doing it to annoy you”
Like??? I know?? I know he’s being mean to upset me. I know he’s saying horrible stuff to annoy me. And guess what?? I’m annoyed!!!!
I was literally told not to be upset, because his intentions were to upset me????
How is that not upsetting? Especially to a young girl??
THE GASLIGHTING STARTS EARLY.
“Sweetheart, its easier for you to just bear it than it is for us to teach him to stop. Mkay?”
Oooohhhh myyyy gooodd I never fucking realized until it was spelled out like that
Just annoy him back?!! Y'know like what literally all siblings do?! It's not that deep tbh
the ride back to earth after they found out thanos destroyed the stones
Exposed
PB really went this length to let Dark Kermit have a cameo on the first chapter of BB 2 huh. 🐸
Omh
Bloodhound MC has such true chaotic energy like first she deadass tells the Baron he’s trash and then when Mystery Hood Man™️ sneaks into her apartment her response is “you’ll never take me alive!!!” like wow what a dumb and chaotic queen
1. Sex is ALWAYS consensual. You can not WooHoo with anyone if they are not 100% into it too.
2.You can love WHOEVER you want, same sex, opposite sex, aliens, robots, werewolves, ghosts, politicians with no judgement from your neighbors.
3. Men and Women get paid the SAME amount for the same damn job. Equal fucking rights.
4. Free health care.
5. It takes less than a minute for police and firefighters to reach any house once dispatched.
6. If child is being neglected or abused, a social worker automatically finds out and takes the child away from an unhealthy environment.
7. Adopting a child is free, easy, and known abusers of children can’t adopt. 98% of Sim orphans find a loving home before they reach their teen years.
8. Racism is just not a thing.
9. Universities have free tuition; the only cost is how much it is to live on campus.
10. The motherlode cheat.
incredible
It’s a hello kitty breast implant
Hello Titty
@staff !!!!!!!
🔫 fucking snitch
Thor 1: died
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Avengers (2012): steal the Tesseract
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Thor TDW: died
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Thor Ragnarok: steal the Tesseract
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Infinity War: died
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Endgame: steal the Tesseract
peter: WAIT ITS MOVING
morgan: what is he trying to say?
tony, through the ouija board: I-T-S P-A-S-T Y-O-U-R B-E-D-T-I-M-E G-O T-H-E F-U-C-K T-O S-L-E-E-P
