Biggest lie? Well, I know the big Sniper’s done some pretty bad things and lied about them...but that’s his business, not mine. I’ve existed a fairly short time and from that, the biggest lie has to be...

I’m the one that’s been taking the Pyro’s M&Ms. I has to lie to their face once.

Concerning torture, I’m to small to really commit it, but there is a time and place for it.

I don’t believe in torture with a personal motive, but big Sniper’s had to do it for his job. It’s nasty work. I don’t ever want to do it myself, but when there are lives on the line...

I didn’t quite know, what a personality test was, so I got some help from some of Doc’s books. It didn’t really interest me enough to go through the whole thing. Seems like a bit of a hassle, really--I am who I am, and I reallydon’twannathinkaboutwhoiamforthatlong.

I was created as a quick project by the RED Medic, and my first human contact was being dropped into big Sniper’s hands. My first impression was probably something like “Wow...that a big me! Am I a small me?” After that, I started to get scared. I think his first impression was “What am I supposed to do with this?”

Anybody know about giant talking wooden dummies? Should I be scared about this?

Deepest fears...? Nope. don’t have any.

My most embarrassing moment is probably...when I almost became an owl pellet. Not fun.

As for weird habits, I can’t really think of any right off the bat--except jarate, it still comes in handy at this size.

The big mercs tie with with what I won’t do and what I’m afraid of. I prefer to stay out of their way; even the ‘nice ones’ don’t seem to know just how imposing they can be. Every footstep sends shockwaves, every spoken word is booming. Being picked up is just a nightmare.

We’ll, thanks mate! But, uh, this sure looks like a lot to eat…maybe we should share?

(after you take the first bite)