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with the new season in full bloom we really need an up to date masterlist and here i am to give it to you. please make sure to put your characters name in the tags. THIS IS FOR RIVERDALE CHARACTERS ONLY. the list can be found here. this will be updated at least every tuesday.(updated 10/17/2018 12:27PM CST)

I thought we could sneak off to the boiler room.

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act 1 / act 2

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)! *Some of those are nsfw

• ❝ I can fix you if you’d like to try. ❞
• ❝ What’s wrong with you? ❞
• ❝ I’ve hid it all so well, tell me how you know. ❞
• ❝ You’re a Catholic; rules are not suggestions. ❞
• ❝ Why can’t you obey? ❞
• ❝ Scorned, reviled, waste of a child! ❞
• ❝ You know, if you keep this up, you’re going straight to hell. ❞
• ❝ Despite the best efforts of a single mother, a child can still go horribly, horribly wrong.❞
• ❝ For his eighth birthday, _____ asked for an Easy Bake Oven. His father asked for a divorce. ❞
• ❝ The signs were everywhere, we were practically tripping over them. ❞
• ❝ Hey little boy would you like a ride, a lollipop, a puppy? ❞
• ❝ My mom said to never talk to strangers. ❞
• ❝ So a kiss is out of the question then? ❞
• ❝ So are we damned? ❞
• ❝ Did you lose my number? ❞
• ❝ This is all just a game. ❞
• ❝ Tell me why I should trust you when the girls all lust to touch you. ❞
• ❝ You’re cute, and it’s tough to argue with a hard-on. ❞
• ❝ We’ll shut off the lights… and cuddle in bed… and see how far we get. ❞
• ❝ Is that supposed to shut me up? ❞
• ❝ Everything’s an act, when you’re pleasing everyone. ❞
• ❝ A war with such casualties, all played out behind a smiling face. ❞
• ❝ God I need your guidance. Tell me what it means. ❞
• ❝ When we’re alone it all somehow makes sense. ❞
• ❝ You learn to play the straight man, your lines become routine. ❞
• ❝ Am I a savior or a phase? ❞
• ❝ One day he’ll realize that these feelings aren’t going away. ❞
• ❝ I think I’ve seen all I can stand to see. ❞
• ❝ Girl, what is wrong with you? ❞
• ❝ What made you change your mind? ❞
• ❝ Remember back when all we needed was beer? ❞
• ❝ I said no drama, or you’re gonna need a nurse. Got it? ❞
• ❝ You don’t know me. ❞
• ❝ You know I’d love you either way, but I love you more now! ❞
• ❝ There’s a thin girl inside her with twelve of her friends. ❞
• ❝ I’m a caution for the vain. Mothers say ‘Well, dear there’s fat, then there’s _____.’.❞
• ❝ Plain Jane fat ass! ❞
• ❝ Why are you so hard on yourself? ❞
• ❝ Why are you such an over achiever? ❞
• ❝ It’s just that I know you’d be happier– ❞
• ❝ I didn’t spend thousand of dollars on private golf lessons so you could quit the team sophomore year. ❞
• ❝ We just want you to be happy. ❞
• ❝ Why can’t the fat girl play Juliet? ❞
• ❝ Hurt me? You can’t- I have mounds of thick skin. ❞
• ❝ Someday, I have a hunch, that I’ll eat them for breakfast and shit them for lunch.❞
• ❝ Here’s your/my birthday cheque - financial proof that dad loves you/me. ❞
• ❝ Conversation? I’m don’t think I’ve ever had one of those with Dad. ❞
• ❝ Mom’s busy exhausting her kindness on strangers. ❞
• ❝ Conversation? I’m don’t think I’ve ever had one of those with Dad. ❞
• ❝ Could we/I have been raised by two warmer people? ❞
• ❝ I am so sorry, this day just sneaks up on me every year. ❞
• ❝ You know I rely on your mother to remind me of these things. ❞
• ❝ I struck out, we lost the game and he made me walk home alone from the little league park.   ❞ 
• ❝ They’d never understand. ❞
• ❝ There’s more than one way to feel alive. ❞
• ❝ Boys and girls our show today is brought to you by the letters ‘G’ and ‘K’. ❞
• ❝ G and K fool! They’re both intense. They enhance your X experience! ❞
• ❝ Take too much and beware the hole. ❞
• ❝ The Hole is a lonely prison. Echoed words and tunnel vision. ❞
• ❝ I don’t think you’re going to be wearing that for long. ❞
• ❝ Fucking go already. ❞
• ❝ Don’t touch anything. ❞
• ❝ All my friends are gone and once again I find myself alone. ❞
• ❝ Who, me, sad? ❞
• ❝ Slim down dear, things will change. After all you’ve such a pretty face. ❞
• ❝ Pain adores me. ❞
• ❝ God ignores me. ❞
• ❝ She’s alright, she’s just…fallin’ out. I’ll take her outside. ❞
• ❝ I said I need some air. ❞
• ❝ I know this world can have a place for us. ❞
• ❝ The whispered words when we’re alone at night… I want to hear them in the morning light.❞
• ❝ I want to be with you, I think it’s time that we end our best kept secret.   ❞
• ❝ Just look around us! No one seems to care. ❞
• ❝ You have to give the world a chance– ❞
• ❝ You’re such a coward! ❞
• ❝ You know we can’t go on forever this way. ❞
• ❝ All this 'forever’… Can’t you live for today? ❞
• ❝ We/I have no need for forgiveness, because our/my shit’s none of his business.❞
• ❝ I got so high I fainted. ❞
• ❝ Sometimes I don’t recycle. ❞
• ❝ I finally nailed my girlfriend. ❞
• ❝ I took some extra Nyquil. ❞
• ❝ It’s a poor man’s therapy session. ❞
• ❝ I don’t think God intended Confession to be scary. ❞
• ❝ Can the church be wrong? ❞
• ❝ Can a sin be right? ❞
• ❝ If something that you feel goes against the law, what do you do? ❞
• ❝ Questions of doctrine are best left to greater minds than yours. ❞
• ❝ There’s bad, and then there’s whatever y'all are doing. ❞
• ❝ Have mercy! Go practice somewhere I can’t hear you. ❞
• ❝ Bathroom stalls don’t lie! She’s good with her hands! ❞
• ❝ Don’t mind me. I’m just watching. ❞
• ❝ _____ made some brownies, they’re dope! Dig in! ❞
• ❝ I might have to crash here tonight, there’s no way I’m going to make it home.❞
• ❝ Guess who’s horny? ❞
• ❝ Your mother was a hooker and your father was a dick. ❞
• ❝ Happy birthday, bitch! ❞
• ❝ Stupid fucking bitch! ❞
• ❝ You do know those are pot brownies right? ❞
• ❝ I spent the whole party just waiting for us to be alone. ❞
• ❝ Perhaps you haven’t noticed how I stare. ❞
• ❝ Are you scared? ❞
• ❝ Why should I be frightened? ❞
• ❝ I’ve wanted to kiss you for so long. ❞
• ❝ You’re wasted and this is wrong. ❞
• ❝ Do I see some life stirring in your jeans? ❞
• ❝  Did you make a birthday wish? ❞
• ❝ I don’t think that’s legal here. ❞
• ❝ Don’t you want to kiss me? ❞
• ❝ Don’t you want me just like I want you? ❞
• ❝ Okay, one kiss. ❞
• ❝ How come life is so unfair? ❞
• ❝ Do you know what it’s like to be afraid? ❞
• ❝ I wish I knew that someone out there cared. ❞
• ❝ It sucks to be ignored. ❞
• ❝ I always fight to do what’s right, and this is my reward. ❞
• ❝ They said things would get better but I guess…they lied. ❞
• ❝ I’m going to bed. ❞
• ❝ Watch your mouth! ❞
• ❝ I may be a virgin but I ain’t new to the game. ❞
• ❝ I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that. ❞
• ❝ Do you know how tired I am of that prayer? ❞
• ❝ There’s a phone call that’s now overdue to your mother. ❞
• ❝ Come out when you’re ready. ❞
• ❝ I need to tell my mom about us. ❞
• ❝ I need to tell her, I need for her to know. And I need you there when I do it. ❞
• ❝ Maybe I just ask them for a leave of absence while I deal with a sexual identity crisis!❞
• ❝ Maybe my dad will just beat the shit out of me and disown me. ❞
• ❝ I can’t deal with this anymore, I have to talk about it. ❞
• ❝ This…us…whatever…it needs to stop. ❞
• ❝ Is it so easy to leave? Hmm? ❞
• ❝ Where is the boy who said I was his soul mate? ❞
• ❝ So much for our ever after. ❞
• ❝ I guess it was lost in the talk of a straight-acting coward. ❞
• ❝ Who are you to go and blame this all on me? ❞
• ❝ You’re the one who went ahead and changed the rules. ❞
• ❝ It’s time to wake up, _____! ❞
• ❝ Not all tales have happy endings. ❞
• ❝ There’s no such thing as heroes that are queer. ❞
• ❝ Promise you won’t say anything to anyone. ❞
• ❝ I just didn’t want to take off without apologizing for the way I acted at the party. ❞
• ❝ I was wasted, I didn’t mean to throw myself at you. ❞
• ❝ I meant all those things I told you. ❞
• ❝ My feelings for you are real and I… just know I wouldn’t lie. ❞
• ❝ You want me to kiss you, don’t you? ❞
• ❝ Kiss you is what I’m supposed to do… ❞
• ❝ If you like me, kiss me. ❞
• ❝ Lie with me. ❞
• ❝ I’m trying to fit in. ❞
• ❝ Hold me, don’t let go. ❞
• ❝ God, you have such pretty eyes. ❞
• ❝ I’m not letting go of what we had. ❞
• ❝ I will find you. ❞ 

• ‘  a lot of girls would be pretty weirded out by their boyfriend sleeping in someone else’s room, but you’re so trusting.  ’
• ‘  am i just a joke to you?  ’
• ‘  are you crazy? who’s gonna believe we’re in a relationship if i’m not allowed to kiss you?  ’
• ‘  are you keeping tabs on me?  ’
• ‘  are you kidding me? this is the reason why you broke up with me?  ’
• ‘  are you trying to reject me right now?  ’
• ‘  because i’m in love with you. only you.  ’
• ‘  before your murder our sister, could i just ask you a question?  ’
• ‘  being with you was so easy that sometimes i let myself pretend it wasn’t fake.  ’
• ‘  but over time, that feeling just faded away and i missed my best friend. and it wasn’t love.  ’
• ‘  can we talk about this? let me drive you home and i’ll explain everything to you.  ’
• ‘  can you maybe just admit that some part of you doesn’t want everything in your life to be a fantasy?  ’
• ‘  can you turn around? please?  ’
• ‘  come on, talk to me. what happened to no secrets?  ’
• ‘  do you think you might change your mind?  ’
• ‘  duh, first rule of fight club.  ’
• ‘  finally, everyone is gonna see you for who you really are.  ’
• ‘  for someone who has such good grades, you can be so dense sometimes.  ’
• ‘  for someone who’s quiet all the time, you sure have a lot of opinions.  ’
• ‘  he is not as confident as he pretends to be. i am not as though as i pretend to be. and you, you are not as innocent as you pretend to be.  ’
• ‘  he looks at you like you’re a sexy little rubik’s cube. he can’t figure you out, but he’s having fun trying.  ’
• ‘  her face is gonna be in the wrong place!  ’
• ‘  her logic was off, but her heart was in the right place.  ’
• ‘  how did i let this happen? i’m so stupid.  ’
• ‘  how do you tell your fake boyfriend you can’t go with him because you’re starting to have real feelings? you can’t.  ’
• ‘  i am way better looking than that guy.  ’
• ‘  i can count on you to be honest, always.  ’
• ‘  i can’t believe i inadvertently dabbled in porn before i lost my virginity, but it’s been a strange year all around.  ’
• ‘  i can’t believe i let you convince me to go on a trip that requires getting up before 7:00 am.  ’
• ‘  i could never hate you.  ’
• ‘  i don’t know how to be friends with you like this.  ’
• ‘  i don’t know what to tell you. that sucks. i’m sorry.  ’
• ‘  i don’t understand why you didn’t tell me all this was happening in the first place.  ’
• ‘  i heard my cousin dumped you for a college student, that true?  ’
• ‘  i heard you have a tail. is that true?  ’
• ‘  i just know that he likes you. i can tell by the way he looks at you.  ’
• ‘  i just wanna be super clear: i’m flattered, i am, but…  ’
• ‘  i just wanna finish this chapter.  ’
• ‘  i know you love me.  ’
• ‘  i know you’re only being nice to me because i accidentally made a sex tape and you feel bad.  ’
• ‘  i like your hair down. you look pretty.  ’
• ‘  i love how you’re not afraid of her.  ’
• ‘  i need you to know that i like you.  ’
• ‘  i need you to know that i like you. and not in a fake way.  ’
• ‘  i think it’s funny, you say you’re scared of commitment and relationships, but you don’t seem to be afraid to be with me.  ’
• ‘  i thought you were gonna hate me.  ’
• ‘  i wrote five love letters so don’t go feeling too special.  ’
• ‘  if i hear anyone talking about you or that video, i’m gonna kick all of their asses.  ’
• ‘  if it was real and he still doesn’t want me… then at least i’ll know.  ’
• ‘  if it wasn’t real then i didn’t lose anyone.  ’
• ‘  if you ask, it ruins the whole vibe. be cool.  ’
• ‘  if you miss him, why don’t you just tell him?  ’
• ‘  if you need me i’ll be in the nurses office, with a migraine, googling justin trudeau shirtless.  ’
• ‘  if you really, truly didn’t want those letters to be sent, then why did you address them?  ’
• ‘  if you’re gonna have sex in a public place, you’ve gotta deal with the consequences.  ’
• ‘  is it so unbelievable that someone could like me?  ’
• ‘  it was fated, that we should meet like this.  ’
• ‘  it was spin the bottle, you psycho! and it was tongueless!  ’
• ‘  it’s a cool trick, right? you wanna see me do it again?  ’
• ‘  it’s bad enough if a guy were to do this, but a girl? that’s despicable.  ’
• ‘  it’s been a strange year all around.  ’
• ‘  it’s cold outside. i don’t do cold.  ’
• ‘  i’d say if anyone stupidly fell for someone who doesn’t like them back, it’s not you.  ’
• ‘  i’m gonna kill you.  ’
• ‘  i’m just here to take down one of those chocolate shakes.  ’
• ‘  i’m just so tired of writing love letters. it’d be nice to receive them.  ’
• ‘  i’m more real to you than he is.  ’
• ‘  i’m not trying to date you.  ’
• ‘  i’m officially back to being invisible.  ’
• ‘  i’m onto a nickname for you: largie, it’s funny because you’re so small!  ’
• ‘  i’m sorry i didn’t sit next to you.  ’
• ‘  i’m tired of being second best or fake best.  ’
• ‘  last night was a mistake.  ’
• ‘  like i said, i didn’t do it.  ’
• ‘  look, i am really sorry. about everything.  ’
• ‘  look, i just wanna say that i really– i appreciate it, but it’s never gonna happen.  ’
• ‘  no one’s ever liked me like that.  ’
• ‘  no, this is a fight i have to handle myself.  ’
• ‘  no, you’re not just a joke to you, you just don’t understand the situation.  ’
• ‘  oh… it’s you.  ’
• ‘  screw you, you know my feet are always cold.  ’
• ‘  she just stopped drinking caffeine for some diet, i think she’s just in withdrawal.  ’
• ‘  she’s gorgeous, but you have way better style.  ’
• ‘  since you’ve been together, i’ve never seen you so happy.  ’
• ‘  sleep where you want, sluts.  ’
• ‘  so here’s the thing, i don’t actually like you. i just had to make it look like i liked you so someone else wouldn’t think i liked them.  ’
• ‘  so love and dating? i love to read about it and it’s fun to write about and to think about in my head, but when it’s real… yeah, it’s scary.  ’
• ‘  so, what, now you’re ignoring me?  ’
• ‘  still think you haven’t gotten a love letter?  ’
• ‘  stop. don’t finish that sentence.  ’
• ‘  the more people that you let into your life, the more they can just walk right now.  ’
• ‘  the reason i went to her room that night was to tell her that it’s over because… i’m in love with you.  ’
• ‘  then again, he’s a jock and they’re slow learners.  ’
• ‘  there’s no one like you.  ’
• ‘  this is all your fault! i hate everyone!  ’
• ‘  those shoes weren’t just cool, i thought they were kind of hot.  ’
• ‘  um, hi… personal space, much?  ’
• ‘  we are still together. you’re just trying to pull out because you’re scared.  ’
• ‘  we can never tell anyone that this relationship is fake because it would be too humiliating for both of us.  ’
• ‘  we need to have a contract so we’re on the same page about the rules.  ’
• ‘  we’re still cool, right?  ’
• ‘  …we’re still talking about her?  ’
• ‘  what do i have to do to get you to bring me one of these tomorrow?  ’
• ‘  what do you put in a contract for a real relationship?  ’
• ‘  what if we let people think we were actually together? just for a little while.  ’
• ‘  why didn’t you just tell me that? i feel like i would’ve understood.  ’
• ‘  you are such a snob!  ’
• ‘  you can be mad at someone and still miss them.  ’
• ‘  you can’t just sit up in your room writing love letters that you’re never gonna send out.  ’
• ‘  you didn’t even say it wasn’t true? you just let everyone think we had sex in the hot tub when you know we didn’t?  ’
• ‘  you didn’t tell anyone about last night, did you?  ’
• ‘  you gonna break my heart?  ’
• ‘  you got rules? come on, you really know how to zap the fun out of a situation.  ’
• ‘  you gotta trust.  ’
• ‘  you have this whole judgy face scenario going on.  ’
• ‘  you kissed me first.  ’
• ‘  you knew that i liked him and you kissed him anyway!  ’
• ‘  you know i’m gay, right?  ’
• ‘  you know people usually check behind them before they reverse to, you know, avoid killing others.  ’
• ‘  you know what? if you want me to read that then you have to give that to me.  ’
• ‘  you look good. you always look good.  ’
• ‘  you look pretty. i’ll prove it to you.  ’
• ‘  you owe me braid crowns for the rest of your life.  ’
• ‘  you should never go to college with a boyfriend.  ’
• ‘  you were never second best.  ’
• ‘  your filthy little secret’s safe with me.  ’
• ‘  your mouth is saying something, but your mouth said something completely different.  ’
• ‘  you’re like a sweet, innocent girl and he’s a complete dick. i don’t get it!  ’
• ‘  you’re officially pg-13 again.  ’
• ‘  you’re still in love with this bon iver wannabe?  ’
• ‘  you’ve gotta tell people how you feel when you feel it.  ’

Kevin Keller

Kevin and Moose stills from the season premiere

feel free to change pronouns as you please! ____ signifies a place where you can insert a name.

Guys like us? Like you? In a town like Riverdale? We don’t have a lot of options. So, even if something bad could happen, we go for it, ‘cause what if for ten minutes … or maybe even just for two minutes … we’re not alone?