“I’ve always thought fairies are like mushrooms, you trip over them when you’re not thinking about them, but they’re hard to spot when you’re searching for them.”
— Jo Walton
@ask-flip-frost / ask-flip-frost.tumblr.com
“I’ve always thought fairies are like mushrooms, you trip over them when you’re not thinking about them, but they’re hard to spot when you’re searching for them.”
— Jo Walton
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Its me, your feral godmother
*waves a wand and grants you the teeth and claws to fuck your evil step family up*
Good luck kid you're in a reverse beauty and beast situation. Do not let that princely motherfucker fall in love with your inner humanity or the spell will fail and you'll turn human again
Good news if you bite his ass you can start a pack together. Go forth. Enjoy the ball
You can bite a princess too if you want. Or a milkmaid, or a butler or whatever. Go nuts. The more the merrier
#misread as feral hogmother
That's my girlfriend, she's rooting for you too
#investing at 70 notes
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about a post of mine that wasn't an addition to a post of someone else's XD
#posts that will become Tumblr heritage
I wish. I don't think it's even gonna crack 500 notes
This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!
"Happy birthday, Miss Flip. As Markie told me he often sends you cakes every celebration of your birth, I thought it appropriate to make you a stand. If anything else, it may serve as a cool, round place to rest. May your day be blessed."
"I'll admit, this is an impressive bit of silver work, Xally. It's much appreciated, thank you. Maybe I can use it to showcase holiday desserts." the Fairy hummed pleasantly. "If you aren't occupied, perhaps you can join us for the Feast."
"Happy birthday mommy!! Hope you're doing great! Mr. Xalroc taught me how to do this fili-bee stuff, it's cool right?? Also I heard somebody sent you a bunch of crispy fried bees and rum so I didn't put any for this cake, sorry! :P Still I hope you like it!! I love you very much!!!"
"THAT is a fancy looking cake, kiddo! Thank you for going to so much effort. I'll bet it tastes fantastic~" Flip peeped happily.
Happy 409th birthday to Flip, who is probably eating her weight in rum cake and bees right now.
[to the tune of YMCA] mothman, there’s no need to feel down I said mothman,
lift that man off the ground
CUZ ITS FUN! TO! SWING! A! HU-MAN!
It’s him. The sultan of swing
Bumping Birds Nest Fungus
(Sonoma County, California - 2/2016)
These are little bowls of cocoa pebbles… you can’t fool me…
"Happy birthday, Markie! I hope your next year is as incredible as you are!"
if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon
@onenicebugperday Has anyone tagged you in this yet???
Yes and I have YEARNED for it since. I will never know peace until I own the sneapot
The sneapot is only unobtainable due to cost, not vintageity
May $2,000 fall unexpectedly into your lap, @onenicebugperday ❤️
Trust me I already looked and despaired
ok i'll bite. *just starts fucking biting you*
reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now