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Hunter of Nightmares

@ask-flip-frost / ask-flip-frost.tumblr.com

I am a Nightmare Hunter. Essentially, I fight Nightmares so they don't give you bad dreams while you sleep. Harder than it sounds, heh. I hear good dreams are very tasty to them... You're welcome.
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Its me, your feral godmother

*waves a wand and grants you the teeth and claws to fuck your evil step family up*

Good luck kid you're in a reverse beauty and beast situation. Do not let that princely motherfucker fall in love with your inner humanity or the spell will fail and you'll turn human again

Good news if you bite his ass you can start a pack together. Go forth. Enjoy the ball

You can bite a princess too if you want. Or a milkmaid, or a butler or whatever. Go nuts. The more the merrier

#misread as feral hogmother

That's my girlfriend, she's rooting for you too

#investing at 70 notes

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about a post of mine that wasn't an addition to a post of someone else's XD

#posts that will become Tumblr heritage

I wish. I don't think it's even gonna crack 500 notes

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"Happy birthday, Miss Flip. As Markie told me he often sends you cakes every celebration of your birth, I thought it appropriate to make you a stand. If anything else, it may serve as a cool, round place to rest. May your day be blessed."

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"I'll admit, this is an impressive bit of silver work, Xally. It's much appreciated, thank you. Maybe I can use it to showcase holiday desserts." the Fairy hummed pleasantly. "If you aren't occupied, perhaps you can join us for the Feast."

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"Happy birthday mommy!! Hope you're doing great! Mr. Xalroc taught me how to do this fili-bee stuff, it's cool right?? Also I heard somebody sent you a bunch of crispy fried bees and rum so I didn't put any for this cake, sorry! :P Still I hope you like it!! I love you very much!!!"

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"THAT is a fancy looking cake, kiddo! Thank you for going to so much effort. I'll bet it tastes fantastic~" Flip peeped happily.

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