2hr make out session ft inappropriate touching would be great right now.

2hrs what the fuck yall out here filibustering the pussy

Gordon Ramsay ate my ass then said it was underseasoned and a fucking disgrace.

me replying to messages 10 days late and blaming it on my busy schedule to hide the fact that my depression has me thinking simple correspondence is an actual workload:

where my early 20s gays at and why do we all feel like we’re dying

everything *turns out bad* me:

Me

Please do not appropriate it

i just saw someone completely seriously, without a hint of irony, refer to it as “Q-slur Eye” and my intestines started melting like so many Salvador Dalí clocks

*When the femme top, proves to be more aggressive than anticipated*

if u think im cute u legally have to tell me

don’t make other people’s decisions for them. apply for the job you don’t think you’ll get. let them decide if you have the skills they’re looking for. tell that person you like them even though you think they’re out of your league. let them decide if they like you. stop trying to predict and control everything. bring what you have to the table. let the rest go.

Confidence is not ‘they will like me’, it is ‘I’ll be fine, or even better off, if they don’t’.