Real&Perky®

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

wait what’s the difference?

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

Hellooo

Wow it’s been a while since I’ve posted a fic, sheeesh. 2020 has hit us all, my grandpa passed away and online classes took up my days, it’s been a time. 

So, I’d like to open up my requests for Christmas and New Years themed requests to get us through these holidays. 

Check my masterlist to see who I write for and feel free to send one in!

Tagging some mutuals: @qtmeryr @broken-hearted-barnes @asphalt-cocktail​ @gstran18​ @cantnkrusshedevil​ @wxntersoldiers​

Shifting the Past

Summary: “Hi! I love your writing! Can I please request a Winn Schott x reader where the reader is his wife who comes with him when he comes back to fight Toyman? Maybe she’s a Legionnaire who helps the Superfriends in the fight and when she does something awesome, Winn’s like “THAT’S MY WIFE!!!" ”

Part: 1/1

Pairing: Winn Schott x reader

Warnings: none?

Word count: 1,761

A/N: Sorry this took so long to get out its been a busy couple of months and I have not been able to get into a good writing groove. Hope you like it.

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The Princess Bride plague memes, stolen from facebook, credit to whichever genius made them.

Perseverance

Summary: You and Winn are tasked with getting information while everyone else creates a distraction, however not everyone gets the memo.

Part: 1/1

Pairing: Winn Schott x reader

Warnings: there’s a fight

Word count: 652

A/N: Just a little blurb. I gave @cantnkrusshedevil 9 dialogue prompts to match to characters. This is 9 of 9.

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Bill Nye stepped up!!!

Women Self Defense in 1947

I’m not sure what’s the best part of this video: the fact that she’s in heels, the fact that she does the whole thing looking like she don’t give a fuck, that chick in the back just exercising and enjoying the show, or the fact that both men and women are observing this and the girls are laughing and the guys look concerned/pensive as fuck as they watch all their tactics get shut down like nothing is even happening.

… msties is it just me or is this familiar?

Some of these are moves I haven’t seen before.

Some of this looks similar to the self defense I learned in a course three or four years ago. It’s definitely got some judo in it (arm bars, throws, fighting to and from the ground). I love this lady. She is rad. I feel like she, much like the rad lady I had as my self defense teacher, would also warn the women that if they don’t think they can gouge out someone’s eyes, don’t start trying because you’ll attack better with something you can follow through on.

crimelords I’m sorry I couldn’t not reblog this for you

The cheerful music makes it even better

Tag 8 People You Wanna Get To Know Better

Tagged by @wannabe-fic-writer

Favorite color(s): sapphire blue, crimson red, black

Last song I listened to: Idk something on Tik Tok probably

Favorite musician: Tie between Jeremy Jordan, Ben Platt, and Brendon Urie (Jeremy is def my fav but Ben and Brendon are so damn close)

Last Movie I watched: Kissing Booth 2 (twas a travesty)

Last TV show I watched: Criminal Minds

Favorite Character: Dr. Spencer Reid (but Penelope Garcia is a close 2nd)

Sweet, spicy, or savory: Sweet

Sparkling water, tea, or coffee: Tea or a frozen mocha

Pets: Technically none since I live in dorms, but my dad has 2 bearded dragons, 2 cats (calico & orange tabby), and 2 dogs (beagle & Siberian husky)

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Tagging: @qtmeryr @broken-hearted-barnes @asphalt-cocktail @cantnkrusshedevil @gstran18 @welcome-to-hell-my-friend @wxntersoldiers @just-trying-to-survive-marvel

Tag 8 People You Wanna Get To Know Better

Tagged by @19mrs-rogers18 aka my Wifey

Favorite color(s): Burgundy/Crimson Red, Midnight Black, Sea Foam Green, Crème

Last song I listened to: It was definitely something by Greta van Fleet!! What song I have no idea lol! I was half-asleep, it was 4 am!

Favorite musician: hmmmm I really like Dave Grohl, David Draiman, Lzzy Hale, and Amy Lee

Last Movie I watched: Fundamentals of Caring

Last TV show I watched: Hemlock Grove!!!!

Favorite Character: Peter Rumancek (I’ve a soft spot for rugged bearded guys lol)

Sweet, spicy, or savory: Spicy

Sparkling water, tea, or coffee: When I’m not drinking Coffee I’m drinking sweet tea!

Pets: I am currently deprived of animals living in the dorms but my Dad has three English mastiffs (Shadow, Bell, and Nyx) and a cat (Peanut). Trust me I need animal cuddles!!!!!

Tagging:

@thexoreo, @romanian—goddess , @revol4lover , @myartworkstr , @michaelwarming , @theapproachingcurrvvee , @thatplantfemme , @neil-gaiman

Tag 8 People You Wanna Get To Know Better

Tagged by @wannabe-fic-writer

Favorite color(s): sapphire blue, crimson red, black

Last song I listened to: Idk something on Tik Tok probably

Favorite musician: Tie between Jeremy Jordan, Ben Platt, and Brendon Urie (Jeremy is def my fav but Ben and Brendon are so damn close)

Last Movie I watched: Kissing Booth 2 (twas a travesty)

Last TV show I watched: Criminal Minds

Favorite Character: Dr. Spencer Reid (but Penelope Garcia is a close 2nd)

Sweet, spicy, or savory: Sweet

Sparkling water, tea, or coffee: Tea or a frozen mocha

Pets: Technically none since I live in dorms, but my dad has 2 bearded dragons, 2 cats (calico & orange tabby), and 2 dogs (beagle & Siberian husky)

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Tagging: @qtmeryr @broken-hearted-barnes @asphalt-cocktail @cantnkrusshedevil @gstran18 @welcome-to-hell-my-friend @wxntersoldiers @just-trying-to-survive-marvel

Bro do u want her or nah because ur holding up the fucking line lol

Tossing & Turning

Summary: Early morning conversations and confessions over tea.

Part: 1/1

Pairing: Steve Rogers x reader

Warnings: insomnia

Word count: 943

A/N: A little fic, enjoy! I gave @cantnkrusshedevil​ pairings and prompts to match. This is 6 of 9. (prompt is bold)

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I am doing a giveaway for this pendant from my Fairytale Collection over on my twitter! This piece is handmade from scratch, inspired by fairytales and magic, using real preserved flowers.

The giveaway is a pretty typical giveaway. If you’re interested, feel free to check it out!

Link to giveaway!

Just because the twitter account is new and some might be cautious, here’s my IG as well: @new.wonder

Escape

Summary: After several hunts you are keen on returning to the bunker and getting back to your routine.

Part: 1/1

Pairing: Sam Winchester x reader

Warnings: none

Word count: 575

A/N: I gave @cantnkrusshedevil​ 9 dialogue prompts to match to characters. This is 5 of 9. (Prompt is bold)

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The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning

Small Acts

Summary: Giving up a seat, a small act that can have unforeseen results.

Part: 1/1

Pairing: Steve Rogers x reader

Warnings: dark theme (end, death mention)

Word count: 525

A/N: Enjoy this little blurb. I gave @cantnkrusshedevil​ dialogue prompts and pairings to match up. This is 4 of 9. (prompt is bold)

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