Every Day is Thorsday

It’s like a nerd making fun of a jock.

Our rouge OOC after our drunken bard rolled to seduce the rouge. (via yourplayersaidwhat)

this Loki is the love of my life

odin: thor you fucking dumb bitch

loki:

Describe all fights as uncharitably as possible.  E.g. when the party is battling the evil lich in his lair: “as your highly trained warriors continue to beat up the old man in his living room…”

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たった20秒の短いお散歩 （´・ω・｀）

#猫好き https://t.co/1IYsaF57tm

Someone had an adventure

Me: *watches a movie for the first time in a while*

My Brain: You know that fandom you’re in right now? Start a whole AU of those characters being in This Movie.

Me: Shit U Right

Mama made a cake to take to church tomorrow for their official Christmas potluck (they’re not doing it on Christmas so everyone can do family brunches and such), and she made enough batter for us to split a little mini-cake.

While we were eating, she suddenly looked up and asked “Did I ever tell you about your Mamaw’s cake incident at Patricia Neal?” (Mamaw passed in 2011 a month shy of 75.)

I was like “Nnoo? Why would there have been an incident?”

And she just kinda snorted and was like “Not that kind of incident. It was right after she had to have that shunt put in her head and she was in recovery. She was getting better enough that they wanted her walking a bit, so we decided to go down to the main hospital cafeteria for lunch. She got her food and hadn’t had a decent sugar count in weeks, so she got some cake to try and bring it up, and we’d just sat down at a table when we hear this soft murmur of

‘She’s got cake.’

And we both look over and this lady who looks like she’s older n’ dirt has a hand on her caretaker’s arm and is just staring at your Mamaw’s box, and it’s like a magic spell has gone off because all of a sudden the room is full of elderly zombies going “Did you hear? She’s got cake.” And that’s when we remember most hospitalized people your Mamaw’s age are diabetic and we’re basically sitting in pit of tigers with a raw steak.”

And by that point I’m already goose-honk laughing, but it wasn’t over yet.

“And your Mamaw just very calmly, very gently closes her box, and gives me this look of the purest, most distilled ‘done’ I have ever seen and says ‘I think I’ll eat in my room, Alice, if that’s alright with you’. So we get up to leave, and there are about three dozen pairs of eyes just tracking that box from table to door. I think if we’d been three steps slower, or they’d been any healthier, they’d have tried for it.”

And that was how my Mamaw almost caused a zombie apocalypse with a slice of cake.

The least realistic thing about the Lord of the Rings is that a team got together for a group project, decided everything in one meeting, and their plan worked.

The group abandoned the original plan halfway up Caradhras, split up several times, some group members started looking into different projects, found new partners and ended up doing something else, the original plan was abandoned early on, and the project was salvaged at the last moment by the one group member that didn’t get sidetracked. Sounds like a pretty astute description of teamwork to me

“im trying my best!!” i say as if my best didnt pack up and leave me in 2012 without any warning

You know what I miss? When every ep of Criminal Minds had the following exchange:

Hotch: Excuse me person. We’re with the FBI and we’re looking for a serial killer we believe may be attached to your business/institution/whatever.

Random: How dare you! A serial killer would never be associated with our business/institution/whatever!

Hotch: You don’ understand. The person we’re looking for loves killing people.

Random: Oh god it’s Kyle

How the fight began against Tiamat. (via yourplayersaidwhat)

Alice Goodridge using a sledgehammer to break up the ice at Loch Insh in the Scottish Highlands before her morning swim. Photo by Euan Cherry, February 2019. 

God could you imagine not giving a fuck about anything

Party Wizard (via yourplayersaidwhat)