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Soccer mom Harrington

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LIVESTREAMS [CORPSE X READER]

Your fans knew you were in a relationship with corpse, it was damn near impossible to hide. The original plan was to wait at least a couple months before telling anyone.

The only issue with that was that three months into your relationship, corpse was at your apartment more than he was at yours. Which you loved. However, since you were primarily a streamer and corpse was not exactly good at being quiet... people were naturally gonna notice.

The following is a list of things that happened on your livestreams before you finally gave in and announced that you were dating corpse:

1. A loud crash followed by a deep voice mumbling in Spanish

2. A mysterious hand that kept on appearing out of nowhere and giving you tea

3. Said hand would also direct your head out of frame and they knew whosever that was was kissing you

4. You would often say you were cold and then suddenly a hoodie would be chucked at you out of no where

5. Someone in the background regularly had problems cooking and caused the fire alarm to go off

6. Then of course there was the stream where you seemed to do the whole thing sitting on someone’s lap who’s head was conveniently out of frame

7. Every time you left to go to the bathroom the chat would be entertained by someone who seemed to find moving their hands in and out of the frame hilarious

8. No but really, it’s like you constantly have someone making you tea

Your fans were certain it was Corpse. The voice they heard was way too deep to be anyone else and Corpse had been hinting at dating someone.

So they knew you were together. They just needed you to actually announce it.

However you and corpse were not gonna be that easy on them. This was the perfect opportunity to mess with both your fans and you were gonna take full advantage of it.

Corpse would randomly put his hand into the frame while you were streaming. It would be out of nowhere and you would pretend like you didn’t even see it.

(Except for the one time where you actaully took his hand and pressed a kiss to his knuckles).

You would often speak in his livestreams as well. Giving him advice or asking if he wanted anything. He would ignore all of chat’s questions and act like it was totally normal.

Corpse loved live-streaming when you were around because he got to cuddle while doing it. Since he didn’t have his camera on, no one ever knew that he was streaming while sitting between your legs or with you on his lap. Quite a few times some whispers were heard and his fans were convinced (rightly so) that you were there somewhere.

When you eventually decide to go public, you do so by corpse announcing that he would he revealing something very important to him. He then proceeded to post a picture of you.

From then on it was actaully a little ridiculous how often he would do something on your livestream. Including one occasion where he was trying to make muffins in the kitchen and kept on yelling at you for help.

He would also ask you to come out of frame so that he could get a kiss all the time. He didn’t even try to come up with excuse, he would literally say “come kiss me” which you always obeyed because how could you not?

Overall, your fans were pretty sure you little shits would be together for life.

(Please feel free to send in requests!!!!)

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Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

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harukami

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

acabosetotal

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

Sure why not

Agreed

Y'know, why not?

Oh God I hope this is not a hoax. EDIT: Fucking weird!! An hour after I did this I got a response back on some work I’d quoted on but never thought would happen. And the guy apologised for not replying sooner!! Fuck the bagel worked :-)

Come on fire bagel, do your thing!

Can I reblog simply because I miss Einstein’s bagels? Because I really do.

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kenjikutie

Back to the Future [Tamaki Amajiki]

summary: when your future child with your boyfriend arrives on the doorstep of the 3-a dorms, fluff, chaos and general panic is bound to ensue word count: 2k pairing: tamaki amajiki x fem!reader warnings: none!

most days, tamaki would thank whatever being there was above him for the mere fact that he was able to hold your hand anytime he wanted to, not that he did, of course. he was constantly overwhelmed by any little affectionate action send his way, whether it was a peck on the temple or a steamy makeout session in one of your dorm rooms. it truly didn’t matter what it was, if it involved your lips, he was sure to be a blushing puddle on the floor

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Okay this is random but for those of you that are non-binary how did you know you were? I feel like that sounds so dumb to ask but,, I have been questioning myself lately and i’m just curious about other people?

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I know I don’t talk on here but hey :)

Anyone want to write me a love letter and make me fall in love with them because I guarantee I will fall in love :)

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Can I get

a carefree ass black ass movie with Letitia Wright and Lakeith Stanfield playing siblings

a movie with Angela Bassett and Sonequa Martin-Green playing mother and daughter

ok…imma keep going….a movie with Denzel Washington and John Boyega as fatha and son

can’t stop now,a movie with momma and daughter…Viola Davis and Danai Gurira

ok….hear me out….indie road trip dramedy about an estranged father and son forced to reconnect during the travel

guys can a continue adding to this or???

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sunnydblr

Please do,😩😩😩

for a villain, I was thinking there would be a big reveal and that the man that she has always considered her spiritual advisor, her longtime  pastor, is actually an evil sorcerer that has been pretending to be a pastor in order to watch over Christine’s character life (I would cast Dennis Haybert for this)OKAY!!!

seeing as y’all responded well to the last one with a slight plot and casting….lemme keep it up.

30-something year old successful tv producer [insert name] has it all but when she gets a mysterious invitation to her biological mother’s funeral, she learns more than she bargained for and finds out that she was born in to a line of powerful Voodoo priestesses. Brushing it all off as crazy information she heard from confused and distraught family members of her late biological mother….she resumes her routine, that is…until her new powers start to manifest themselves in unexpected ways.

will she manage to balance the modern world and the spiritual one? is the reason she was given up for adoption in the first place due to her mother trying to protect her from evil forces that have always been at odds with the priestesses’?

A FANTASY ROMANTIC COMEDY STARRING

Christine Adams as the lead

with Diahann Carroll playing her late biological mother/the last Voodoo priestess 

Voodoo/Vodun, any variation of the spiritual practice is more often that not discredited and written off as something wicked and evil for simply being a faith based in African tradition, I think there is room to celebrate this form of spirituality whilst respecting the origin but also exploring the fantasy genre and I honestly think this can only be done with an ALL Black production that has access to well funded resources (I mean hello Black Panther only popped severely because it was money behind Black genius) and speaking of Black Panther, I think there is room to have deep social commentary in a movie like this because

for a villain, I was thinking there would be a big reveal and we would find out  that the man that she has always considered her spiritual advisor, her longtime  pastor, is actually an evil warlock that has been pretending to be a pastor in order to watch over Christine’s character life (I would cast Dennis Haysbert for this)

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so there could be hella shit to unpack in terms of Black people and religion and is organised faith something that serves us or something that hinders us

a drama about a Black owned family business in a increasingly gentrified neighbourhood, but finances are not the only source of strain in the family dynamic.  

I would cast a Wood Harris as the proud owner of the business, who is recovering from a stroke and is rendered physically/financially dependent on others, especially his son, for the first time in his life, causing him to be resentful and bitter.

I would cast Trevante Rhodes as his son, who has taken over and is trying to keep the struggling business afloat, although he wishes nothing more than to make his father proud but nevertheless has to deal with brunt of his father’s emotional abuse.

Themes explored: how toxic masculinity can compound with race and class, and how gentrification is just another form colonialism 

I don’t have a fleshed out concept for this one but I definitely want to see a film starring

Octavia Spencer 

and Shanice Williams 

play Mother/Daughter

Caleb McLaughlin

and Alex Hibbert

as brothers who go on a fantastic adventure when they find their grandfather’s watch which can open portals to alternate realities

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Let me tell you something.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING:

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yournudemom

Yes.

PLEASE ALL YOU BLACK MOVIE MAKERS

PLEASE

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Thanos better look out for these four

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