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DAEMON TARGARYEN and CARAXES in HOUSE OF THE DRAGON “The Rogue Prince”  | 1.02

Watching House of the Dragon every Sunday religiously because of the plot.

the plot:

Rhaenyra Targaryen arriving to Dragonstone on Syrax House of the Dragon - 1.02 “The Rogue Prince”

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

And SCANDAL WTF

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

Oh my god. DEXTER.

THE ACTUAL NEWS

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

what is his plan

IDK but this is better than the Tommyverse.

Hozier: trying to blend into the crowd (during a level 3 lockdown) Also Hozier: wait, that’s my song

fucking around for three days and then making a herculean effort on day four that restores your average progress to what a moderately inept person would have achieved with consistent effort, that’s what it’s all about.

I JUST JOINED THIS GROUP ON FACEBOOK

im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language

so far ive got

feel free to add your own

i want that twink obliterated

• calling everything sexy

“My favorite genre of twitter is straight men reacting to Oscar Isaac”

Most shows I’ve seen that mention fan fiction readers/writers portray them as kinda oddball super-geeks with no lives or social skills.

So I wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Parks & Recreation, the character who writes fan fiction is the intelligent, successful, and good-looking primary love interest of the main character.

Also I want to read the full fic he wrote.

It’s only unrealistic because he said he finished it.

He’s obviously lying, so it’s very realistic.

Here we have Terry from Brooklyn Nine Nine. He’s an Absolute Unit, father, police officer, black, intelligent, kind, a main character……and writes fanfiction from The Good Wife.

B99 - breaking stereotypes all over the place.

ETA: gifset not mine, I think it’s from @msjessicaday

Note that both shows are from the same creator. Who also writes Kant fanfiction and calls it “The Good Place.”

Lmfaaooooo Norway just called the US a dusty ass bitch and they ain’t wrong

Fucking brutal.

Why would Norwegians want to be in a dritthull country like the United States?

The Sprite in Fantasia 2000, The Firebird