MOVED!
“ what the fuck is wrong with you?”
“A failed, dead, unsuccessful love affair and the deaths of three of my classmates have given me a lack of ability to properly process or emote. But, y’know, s’all good.”
❝ i’m sorry. we know how it works. the world is no longer mysterious. ❞
“YEAH, OKAY, yadda yadda yadda, I’d just REALLY like my life to calm down for like three seconds so I can find out why the fuck God hates me so much.”
hiss hiss
“You’re a little late.”
Guys I’m really pissed
“—And then he was like ‘that’s like going to Mickey D’s to get a salad’, but here’s the thing: I don’t think he even GOT a salad at Mc Donalds before, because I’ve HAVE. And they’re not THAT bad.”